Big Freakin' Laser Beams In Space 142
schnippy writes "Esquire is running an interesting article on the work on adaptive optics and directed energy being done at the U.S. Air Force's Starfire Optical Observatory. This facility was the subject of a New York Times article earlier this year which suspected the facility was conducting anti-satellite weapons research under the cover of astronomy."
Any word... (Score:5, Funny)
Optometrists (Score:4, Funny)
GDI anyone? (Score:5, Funny)
So this is how... (Score:2, Funny)
Hopefully, they won't "test" it out on targets closer to home first.
Astronomical Research? (Score:4, Funny)
Real Genius (Score:3, Funny)
Where's Laslo? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Any word... (Score:5, Funny)
The space elevator will move too slowly to keep living things from being irradiated by the Van Allen belt surrounding the Earth. The solution is to create a passenger compartment inside a cargo container filled with water, which is a terrific absorber of energy, which in turn can house the sharks.
Elementary, really...
Shower doors (Score:4, Funny)
Ok, forget space, I want a laser-telescope-camera at home right now if it can see through next-doors shower door.
Re:They can go big... (Score:4, Funny)
Shark! (Score:4, Funny)
We're gonna need a bigger rocket.
Lasers, Shmasers - the name says it all. (Score:3, Funny)
KFC (Score:0, Funny)
In other news ... (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:So this is how... (Score:4, Funny)
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Esquire? (Score:3, Funny)
And so where is the news here ? (Score:3, Funny)
However, trust me on this, it's too damn big to attach to a shark's head. Even a whale shark. A space based shark, maybe, but you'll have a tough time getting something the size of a small skyscraper into orbit. Not to mention the nuke plant to power it.
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If the USAF uses Starfire... (Score:4, Funny)
Only on Slashdot (Score:3, Funny)