ComputerWorld's Help Form Elicits Some Laughs 85
PetManimal writes "Like many websites, Computerworld has a 'help' Web form for users to submit website-related questions. The page asks people not to ask about general Web problems, or other issues not related to Computerworld, but that hasn't stopped a regular stream of funny submissions, ranging from a question about using a computer to watch soap operas, to questions about troubleshooting printer problems."
Not funny. (Score:5, Funny)
reminds me of.... (Score:5, Funny)
Programming is race between Programmers, to produce idiot proof apps, and God, to create better idiots.
So far God is winning.
Its more like it makes me feel like... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not funny. (Score:5, Funny)
Why sad? Sounds like he's mentally a perfect fit for pro sports already.
My experience (Score:5, Funny)
I have my email address on my web site as well as a FAQ for a certain model of cell phone. I get all sorts of drivel as email.
Just yesterday I got someone asking about functionality for a different model. The message stream looked something like this:
Him: How do I foo with model 5000?
Me: I don't know. I only have a 200.
Him: So how do I do it with the 5000?
Me: Quote first email. Point out again that I don't know as I only have a 200.
Him: I have a 5000.
At that point I gave up.
This is supposed to be funny? (Score:2, Funny)
Wtf? On /. a post like this wouldn't even be worth a -1 Offtopic mod point.
Anyone who has ever worked in customer support/public relations has heard far, far more humorous (and serious) help requests. (Remember the story about a grandma who baked her Mac laptop a while back?) Some of these jokes are extremely old as well.
some prob in my PC, send yuor man to check it out, i unable to use internet.
How original. The late-90's just called, they want their joke back.
Even funnier computer stories (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Its more like it makes me feel like... (Score:5, Funny)
True story.... (Score:3, Funny)
Another true story. A person I work with is a degreed mechanical engineer, and in school he had to help design a rocket. We were trying to do something and he was wondering aloud why he couldn't get a screw to start with a cordless drill. I was looking at the situation from the opposite side at the moment, but I could see that the drill was in reverse, and I was thinking to myself, "well, I might not be a rocket scientist, but I know why that freaking screw isn't starting."
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AOL front line on the late nite wierdo shift (Score:5, Funny)
guy: I want to start an online business.
me: Try keyword Busines, just type...
guy: Actually first I wanted to check out other businesses first.
me: O-Kay...
guy: The most successful online business are porn aren't they...
me:
guy: Soo.. I was wondering if you could help me find some...
Re:Its more like it makes me feel like... (Score:5, Funny)
Well for one, I'm not a fucking moron. From an email in the article:
That's barely even English. I'm surprised that dumbass can even breath. My 6 year old neice writes better than that. That guy shouldn't be allowed to operate a fork, much less a computer.
And you know what the difference between brain surgery and using a computer is? Billions of fucking idiots think they're fully qualified to use a computer. They should consider themselves lucky they're only being mocked, cause it should be illegal to be that stupid.
Also check the access.log (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Not funny. (Score:3, Funny)
"I had a big meeting, but had no blank paper to write on! It was an emergency! After a quick Google, I found your site and sure enough after reading the FAQ's and online manual, boom, there was a blank sheet of paper for me to use from the printer! Thanks blanksheetof paper.com!" -- Earl, from Dallas
It also states "Extend the Life of your Print Cartridge! Print Blank Sheets!"
New users' heads always explode when they see this one.