The 10 Tech People Who Don't Matter 520
TopShelf writes "Business 2.0 recently ran a feature on the Top 50 People Who Matter in the business world, but perhaps more interesting is their list of the 10 People Who Don't Matter. Leading off the list is a Slashdot favorite, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer..." Given, Rob's in there as well, but I'd say his company in the list is pretty decent.
Unfair (Score:5, Funny)
A has-been already? (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, at least you got there in the first place. More than most of your readership will ever accomplish!
FAKE (Score:5, Funny)
Malda knows his subject, and he's a good editor, but in the end, he's just no match for the power of the multitudes.
Only kidding, slash is home I won't believe its dying until netcraft confirms it.
#11 (Score:5, Funny)
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
New Slogan (Score:5, Funny)
Ouch (Score:5, Funny)
One of a kind (Score:3, Funny)
Cascade of chairs (Score:5, Funny)
thrown in the general direction of Business 2.0 Magazine offices.
Re:What is worse that a first post? (Score:5, Funny)
Your insanely masterful trolling was the only thing worth reading on Slashdot!
Re:to be honest (digg) (Score:5, Funny)
And for some of us, its very useful to remind us of the news again a day later. (Thanks Zonk!)
Now what was I just doing?
Re:What is worse that a first post? (Score:5, Funny)
Check's in the mail.
-Slashdot
Re:Cascade of chairs (Score:3, Funny)
Slashdot is less relevant. (Score:1, Funny)
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Re:Unfair (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What is worse that a first post? (Score:5, Funny)
First. Post. Ever.
In response.. (Score:5, Funny)
dont worry slashdot (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Slashdot is Dead! (Score:5, Funny)
Business 2.0 confirms!
Oh yeah? Well, I have four words for you. *I* *love* *this* *website*! YEEEAAAHHHH!!!! [throws chair]
Re:What is worse that a first post? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:What is worse that a first post? (Score:5, Funny)
Slash has the posting speed just about right and the subject matter is spot on.
Yeah, and in case you still missed an article. A dupe comes to the rescue.
CheersRe:What is worse that a first post? (Score:1, Funny)
-- Slashdot
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Re:to be honest (digg) (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, without slashdot posts I never would have learned about Natalie Portman - petrified, Hot Grits and the utter abject horror of an accidental goatse.cx click. Could we please bring back Tuesday Trolls as a moderation-free weekly event?
10 Other Things that Don't Matter (Score:5, Funny)
2. Microsoft Security Updates
3. Digg
4. Opinions of Hollywood Actors
5. Printed Newspapers
6. Seatbelt Laws
7. Global Warmning
8. The National Deficit
9. SCO Linux
10. My Slashdot Posts
OH SNAP! (Score:4, Funny)
YOU GOT SERVED, bitch.
Re:Unfair (Score:3, Funny)
Roger (Score:5, Funny)
You got it.
Oh, and I agree, too. The quality of the articles has turned into a gamers' report site, and the discussion threads always degenerate into "me, too" posts, talks about how
It's shameful, really.
I don't matter (Score:5, Funny)
Not to be matter of fact, but how much do you have to not matter in order to get on a 'People Who Don't Matter' list?
To make matters worse, you matter more just for being on that list.
Re:Slashdot's content is discussion; Digg's is lin (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What is worse that a first post? (Score:2, Funny)
In that regard, then, it is Slashdot's peer.
Re:Slashdot, all is forgiven (Score:0, Funny)
You gotta love
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Re:Slashdot moderation (Score:2, Funny)
that's because it's based on the duke nukem forever engine...
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Re:What is worse that a first post? (Score:2, Funny)
Ugh, my mind must be in the gutter today. That hit a 7.5 on the double entendre meter.