I Was Young And I Needed The Money 90
The Escapist this week is running a great article by Richard Bartle entitled I Was Young And I Needed The Money. He doles out the sordid details of his experience developing a never-released sexy text MMOG. From the article: "All we required was some fiendish mind-control system to persuade people to play a text game when they really wanted to play EverQuest. So, that would be sex, then. I'd written a pitch for a sex MUD about five years earlier, but the funding fell through. Now was the time to dust it off! The thing is, sex in a text world has three things going for it that sex in a graphics world doesn't ... "
Freeform textual sex? (Score:4, Funny)
This has to be good (Score:3, Funny)
Man am I waiting on the punchline for this!
I thought... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Freeform textual sex? (Score:2, Funny)
Undoubtedly right, and no doubt many people have discovered sexual gratification that way, but it's not for me.
Remember, the Internet is where men are men, and women are men, and 14-year-old girls are FBI men.
-ccm
Re:Freeform textual sex? (Score:5, Funny)
Bwahahaha!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Anyone else get to this line and laugh uncontrollably for five minutes straight?
Re:Bwahahaha!!! (Score:5, Funny)
It is now your turn.
Your ejaculation hits Kara101 for 32 damage.
Kara101 has died.
Experience gained: 50 points.
Textual (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bwahahaha!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Bwahahaha!!! (Score:3, Funny)
-1 Virginity.
A death blow to most geeks.
So basically.... (Score:2, Funny)