African Catfish Hunts On Land 176
Dave Knott writes "The journal Nature will be publishing a report on an African catfish that hunts its prey on land. The fish wriggles out of the swamps to catch land-based prey. From the article: 'The eel catfish, Channallabes apus, catches unsuspecting victims by arching upwards and descending upon prey, trapping an insect against the ground before sucking it up. The same trick may have been used by the very first vertebrates to venture onto land, the researchers speculate.' There is a video of the fish in action."
Africa eh? (Score:5, Funny)
Also, there will be no worshiping of Catfish Over Lords. They cannot understand you. Prostrating yourself beneath them will merely make their task easier.
*Shock* *Disbelief* (Score:5, Funny)
Just as God intended (Score:4, Funny)
Cross dressing (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just as God intended (Score:5, Funny)
Getting in would be the easy part (Score:3, Funny)
wait... (Score:0, Funny)
Paging General O'Neill (Score:4, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:4, Funny)
Re:New Realms (Score:2, Funny)
video evidence for GOD! (Score:3, Funny)
Not only is this video evidence that this experiment was Intelligently Designed, but in fact it proves the IMHO more important point that God Has A Tapping Finger. Take that Richard Dawkins, God Actually Captured On Video!
Spawn of Dagon! (Score:2, Funny)
clearly satan's work (Score:4, Funny)
Further evidence... (Score:1, Funny)
The similarity between this fish and the FSM's Noodly Appendage should be enough evidence for ANYONE to see that the FSM is the one true creator.
RAmen
Re:Africa eh? (Score:1, Funny)
You have been warned.
Re:Just as God intended (Score:4, Funny)
Thats not a fish... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Another Nail (Score:3, Funny)
It doesn't have to disprove ID, since ID doesn't make any testable predictions, or result in any advancements in understanding; ID's purposely deceptive design allows us to simply ignore it without any repercussions.
A class in ID would be the easiest damn class ever. "Welcome, students, to Intelligent Design 101. This is the only course in this field. You can receive your B.S. in one day, or you can receive your Ph.D. if you stay after class and help me clean the erasers. Lesson 1 (of 1): God did it. Alright, that is it for today. We'll see you at the final exam tomorrow!"
Re:yes, but (Score:4, Funny)
"Mommy, where do earthquakes come from?"
"Well, when two tectonic plates love each other very much...."
"Quiet Woman!! That's Just A Theory!! Son, it's time you learned all about Intelligent Drift."
Re:Another Nail (Score:1, Funny)
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