Top 10 Strangest MP3 Players

A reader writes: "TechEBlog lists the top 10 strangest MP3 players ever, with pictures. From the article: "CURE-alpha is an MP3 player that supposedly emits alpha waves which calm and rejuvinate the brain. They are transmitted at very low frequencies while listening to MP3/WMA files."

Web Server

[whiteranger99x]

Lemme guess, are they running their server on an MP3 player? :P

Oh well.

[thelonestranger]

At least their server lasted longer than the battery in my ipod.

Is Windows Media Player listed?

[xxxJonBoyxxx]

Is Windows Media Player listed?

This little player lets nastiware break into a computer while soothing a user with an mp3...

News Next week:

[Tweekster]

"the Cure-Alpha mp3 player has been taken off the market due to it causing brain cancer, when interviewed, a spokesperson simply stated, come on who would have thought radiation close to someones brain would cause problems"

Re:a modest proposal:

[grahamsz]

since the editurs are to busy doing important editorial stuff!

Like checking for dupes

Re:Rejuvinate the brain...

[RiotXIX]

This is the first time I've ever wanted to read the source code of a program.
Huzzah for open source!

Re:Article text... (kinda usless without pics..)

[Kozz]

2. MP3 Toilet ... Technically, it's not a stand alone MP3 player, but rather one that works with your toilet.

I guess that'd make it a sit-alone player, hmm?

Billy Bass Mouth

[Ranger]

I think a Billy Bass Mouth would make a strange MP3 player or any of the dozens of different singing fish, birds, or animals on the market. What about a lava lamp or pet rock mp3 player? Just think of all the sex toy MP3 players you could make. Imagine a dildo playing NIN "Closer". The possibilities are endless.

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Re:PEZ player

[jandrese]

Well, yeah, of course it breaks if you're throwing it against the wall in frustration at trying to decode the binary language of Pez dispensers.

Re:Article text... (kinda usless without pics..)

[roman_mir]

Can't blame me, my alpha wave pattern has been changed by the work related 2 hour meeting :)

Re:Is Windows Media Player listed?

[xxxJonBoyxxx]

No, I consider WinAmp a trojan kit with an OPTIONAL mp3 player.

George carlin once said ...

[Anonymous Coward]

you neighbor has a vibrator that plays "O come all ye faithful", you want one too.

(In ref to thou shall not envy)