SCO Code to be Protected in Closed Court 493
An anonymous reader writes "SCO public relations director Blake Stowell today said that the company had secured permission to present the code alleged to have found its way into Linux to a closed court. Once again SCO is refusing to tell Linux users just what code they claim is infringing on their IP rights, while still threatening to sue corporations running Linux."
This protects the court (Score:5, Funny)
"We find this Court to be in contempt of SCO!!!"
S.C.O.= (Score:-1, Funny)
Oh well... (Score:0, Funny)
Closed/Open Court... (Score:5, Funny)
Well if they'd released it into Open Court they'd have had to sue the US Judicial System, so maybe the Judges just got scared ?
I can imagine it now
Darl McBride : "By forcing our code to be shown in open court the US Judicial system has infringed on our copyright and we demand a royalty from every sentence now uttered in court which is a derivative of ours... which is all of them"
Next week SCO sue the Department of Defense for using SCO infringing software in the conquest of Iraq.... and demand Iraq as payment.
Darl McBride leader of Iraq...
Re:Yeah, that would be a good idea (Score:2, Funny)
Re: Oh well... (Score:0, Funny)
It's the penguin (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Closed/Open Court... (Score:2, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This protects the court (Score:1, Funny)
Well, the court may or may not be, but the entire Open Source community sure is...
Nice business model... :-P
infringing SCO code now public (Score:4, Funny)
String Copy PLUS(tm)
(c) AT&T,SCO
*/
char *sppy(const char *s2) {
static char s[100];
strncpy(s,s2,200);
return(s);
}
Re:The problem with this is that it's already been (Score:5, Funny)
Then don't listen to the man's clams. What do mollusks know about jurisprudence anyway?
SCO=CoS! (Score:5, Funny)
It's official! The Santa Cruz Organisation (SCO, $CO) have been taking lessons from their close acronymical relatives the Church of Scientology (CoS, Co$). Don't believe me? The evidence is quite compelling:
Extortion
Spurious Copyright Lawsuits
Unwarranted Secrecy
Playing to the media
Paranoia
Dead-agenting
Yup, it's only a matter of time before SCO declares itself a religion, McBride declares himself God, and the staff are made to buy e-meters, exorcise their body thetans and start work on a remake of Battlefield: Earth... remember - SCOentology, you heard it here first, people. :)
The First Rule of Open Source Fight Club (Score:5, Funny)
Ahh, but ... (Score:5, Funny)
The Court of Slashdot (Score:3, Funny)
"The Court of Slashdot", I like it...
Judge: "Mr. ForeGeek of the Jury, have you reached a verdict?"
FGOTJ: "Yes, Your Honor"
Judge: "What say you?"
FGOTJ: "We find the defendant guilty of Trolling in the first degree"
Judge: "I sentence the defendant to -1, Flamebait!"
That should teach 'em! Or not...
Re:Scepticism is still called for (Score:1, Funny)
The first time I read this, I thought it said "dopes".
What will happen (Score:3, Funny)
10 SCO says "X is confidential"
20 IBM appeals to the judge
30 The court rules on whether X is not
40 GOTO 10
Re:Ahh, but ... (Score:4, Funny)
If this were the sports world (Score:3, Funny)
SCO Information Minister... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The problem with this is that it's already been (Score:5, Funny)
Tonight on BBC 4: Clamofibophobia -- are bivalve mollusks lying to you?
As a public service to the /. community, let me review the relative truthfulness of various members of the animal kingdom.
Re:Oh, calm down. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:SCO=CoS! (Score:4, Funny)
But you forgot one fact. Unix is already a religion.
Why was that again? (Score:2, Funny)
If there's a rational here, I would (seriously) appreciate an explanation.
Re:The Court of Slashdot (Score:2, Funny)
This should be:
Re:Someone needs to explain to the judge... (Score:3, Funny)
And UNIX gurus love to be told how to use grep.
Also, doctors love to be told how do practice medicine.
Re:Stop making shit up (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ahh, but ... (Score:5, Funny)
SCO Unixware is dying!! (Score:5, Funny)
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered SCO UnixWare community when IDC confirmed that SCO market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that SCO UnixWare has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. SCO is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict SCO's future. The hand writing is on the wall: SCO faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for SCO UnixWare because SCO is dying. Things are looking very bad for SCO. As many of us are already aware, SCO UnixWare continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
SCO has lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time UnixWare developers L. Ron Hubbard and Joseph Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: SCO is dying.
All major surveys show that UnixWare has steadily declined in market share. SCO is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If SCO is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. SCO continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, SCO is dead.
Fact: SCO is dying