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Ashcrow writes
"EWeek has posted an article on Microsoft's .NET initiative. It's been three years since we were first introduced to .NET and virtually none of the promised advantages have come true. Is it time for Microsoft to move on?"
nah... (Score:5, Funny)
nah, it's time Microsoft to move over...
just a powerful windows scripting environment (Score:0, Funny)
In Soviet Russia... (Score:4, Funny)
You are kidding, right? (Score:2, Funny)
1) We have single-source logons for all users, even if they migrate workstations.
2) Users can access their apps and data from anywhere on the network, even offsite.
3) Ping times have halved.
4) You wouldn't believe our uptime, sometimes we go for weeks without rebooting.
5) The TCO is 1/10th of what it was and we've been able to reduce our IT staff (maybe this is the real reason the /. readership hates .NET?).
New MS project announced! (Score:5, Funny)
It's called "Microsoft Passport"! I thought it sounded familiar but when I asked, they waved their hands at me and said "This project is new..." so it has to be! Can you imagine the advantages? Logging into hotmail automagically using MS Passport, using Passport as some sort of all-round login system... Heck, you can even use MS Passport as an instant messenging system! Wow!
Time to move on? (Score:4, Funny)
Emperor's New Clothes test... (Score:2, Funny)
Joe ServicePack: I think only wise folks can u'stand
MCSE:
GNUist:
Microsoft: We're betting our ass.
IBM: Your ass is grass.
Sun: Java's the way.
What? (Score:5, Funny)
whats to see? (Score:3, Funny)
move along...nothing to see here.....
Hyperlinking frenzy (Score:5, Funny)
I am all for html [w3.org] hyperlinks but I think I can find Eweek's website [eweek.com], as well as microsoft's [microsoft.com] website and its dot net [microsoft.com] section, especially after three years.
Of course I know, I wouldn't be bothered if I didn't try to read the article [eweek.com]. Who reads the articles on slashdot [slashdot.org] anyways?
.Net (Score:5, Funny)
Question (Score:5, Funny)
Has anybody worked out what it is yet?
Re:So much... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You are kidding, right? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:In Soviet Russia... (Score:3, Funny)
Heh. Dr Pepper tastes funny after going through your nose. Yuck.
Re:Question (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It can do most of what they say... (Score:4, Funny)
I am a software engineer and have written apps in Java, VB, and PERL. I have a friend who has been an M$ developer for about 5 years, and just called me a month or 2 ago to let me know that there is this thing called "design patterns" ... just for .Net. There is some M$ website that apparently broke the lid open on the concept of patterns this year (don't know URL). Of course, so did Christopher Alexander in the late 70's, and over 100 others since then... but M$ didn't endorse them until this year. My friend is cool and all, but the general software engineering ignorance was staggering.
Re:Speaking for myself (Score:5, Funny)
I absolutely agree. Since discovering
EWeek is just upset because (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Well... (Score:5, Funny)
ahhh, Linux. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems....
.NET Proof Of Concept (Score:5, Funny)
Re:From "Great" to old ideas (Score:2, Funny)
There you go. Boxing in Java. Don't see your problem...
I'm convinced (Score:5, Funny)
OK, AC, you have me convinced with your insightful argument.
I use
Re:Question (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Yes (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Well... (Score:2, Funny)
HOLY CRAP THE END IS NIGH!
-VolVE
Re:.NET Proof Of Concept (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It takes insight to notice these things take ti (Score:5, Funny)
With Microsoft, yes, we can. Anyway, I was suprised to read that it's been three years already. This means we're due for
Re:Question (Score:5, Funny)
The result of a bug in Word. It was supposed to be .NOT but Word autocorrected it and nobody noticed.
Re:Not all your base belongs to us (Score:5, Funny)
chown -R us ~your/*base*
Sorry, but I think that you may have meant by your sig:
find ~your -name '*base*' | xargs chown us
The problem with your sig is that you only change the ownership of the base immediately below ~/your home directory, not all your base in directories more than one level below. The problem is that the shell will only expand the *base* in the home directory.
I hope you can further develop your base chowning skills further, so that all of it belongs to us.
Re:Yes (Score:3, Funny)
Being a Winvicate isn't easy, you know.
It takes time and money, and I don't think Microsoft really understands how dedicated you have to be to actually defend their actions and business practices, and continue using their second and third rate products.
My hat goes off to those rich enough, and naive enough to keep the
Re:Reality is quite nice though (Score:0, Funny)
There is no need to reinvent the wheel for enterprise solutions and use do-it-yourself Its costly and takes a lot of time. For Enterprise solutions - just go with java.
If the wheel is square and made of stone, then many times wheels need to reinvented. Stone, square wheels don't move very fast. Kind of like Java (in more ways than one).
Sure, I use .NET on vacation... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Question (Score:2, Funny)
Now do you understand?
Re:Not all your base belongs to us (Score:2, Funny)
Re:.Net was never clearly defined (Score:3, Funny)
A:
and proposition
B: the universe will not collapse
If I am not mistaken, logic dictates that