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Journal: I Hate You All

Journal by LPetrazickis
Testing 1-2-3. Stuff smells.



Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds were hiking in the woods one day. They camped by a stream for the night.

In the middle of the night, Linus woke BillG up.

"Hey, Bill, what do you see?" asked Torvalds.

Bill leaned up on his elbows and thought.

"I see an infinite number of marketing opportunities around every star above us. I see a computer running Windows on every spacedesk in every spaceship of every spacelane. I see Microsoft growing aeternally and promising new solutions for each new millennium."

"Are you finished?" demanded Linus.

"Yeah."

"In that case, I would like to call your attention to the fact that someone has stolen our tent!"

I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck. -- Rob Pike, on X.

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