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I was born in the Eevil Empire 1.0 back in 1983. By 1991, I had already acquired my superpowers and led the overthrow of the Soviet Regime. Foreseeing Eevil Empire 2.0, I moved to Canada in 1995 and am currently awaiting my chance to lead the Revolution.

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Wednesday February 07 2007, @12:02PM

Tombstone

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Thursday November 10 2005, @01:48AM
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This journal is still very dead, and so shall it remain. If you do not know where to go, email me and ask.

I Hate You All

Tuesday December 10 2002, @12:24AM
It's funny.  Laugh.
Testing 1-2-3. Stuff smells.



Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds were hiking in the woods one day. They camped by a stream for the night.

In the middle of the night, Linus woke BillG up.

"Hey, Bill, what do you see?" asked Torvalds.

Bill leaned up on his elbows and thought.

"I see an infinite number of marketing opportunities around every star above us. I see a computer running Windows on every spacedesk in every spaceship of every spacelane. I see Microsoft growing aeternally and promising new solutions for each new millennium."

"Are you finished?" demanded Linus.

"Yeah."

"In that case, I would like to call your attention to the fact that someone has stolen our tent!"