Managing Your Company To Death 398
puppetman writes "This weeks I, Cringely is a frightening monologue on the plight of over-managed companies: VC's and professional managers who are looking to make a quick buck, even if it consigns the company to the rubbish heap. He praises companies like Oracle and Sun because the founder still runs the company, and is in touch with the core of the buisiness. He also makes an interesting aside about the founders of the Canadian company, Research in Motion (makers of the Blackberry) and their personal contribution of $120 million for research into particle physics, to illustrate what happens when technical expertise and business success can lead to."
Larry Ellison (Score:4, Funny)
Hang on a minute! (Score:4, Funny)
Say what? (Score:3, Funny)
Perhaps I'm just too tired, but what did you just say? Lead to where exactly?
Translation, please? (Score:4, Funny)
Lead to what? Incomplete sentences?
Re:Larry Ellison (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hang on a minute! (Score:3, Funny)
Makers of the blackberry? (Score:3, Funny)
amen, brotha... (Score:5, Funny)
SCENARIO: Me alone in a room with a freaking-out analyst.
A:"Oh no! They only made $6.2 billion this quarter! That's no more than thet made last quarter! ZERO GROWTH!"
M:"Yes, but they sold a shitload of parts. They make parts. They sold a shitload. That's good. They sold a shitload the quarter before that. See a trend?"
A:"Zero growth!!! De-Value them! Down-rate the stock!"
M: *punches analyst in the groin*
This is my dream. Then I force him to buy all my worthless stock.
Re:Sounds like Metricom (Score:2, Funny)
There should be a blacklist of suits circulated around the geek community, so you know to bail when one of these idiots signs on to your company...
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We only need a picture... anyone with pointy hair is a good candidate
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Yeah like there would be Apple without Jobs... (Score:4, Funny)
In either case (founder or take-over king) the company is saved from its own management by throwing them out.
I have found a use for lawyers and MBAs: Fertilizer.
Re:Grammar nazism (Score:5, Funny)
'phenomenae'.
Do Doooo de do do.
'phenomenae'.
Do Do Di Do.
No Tales.... (Score:5, Funny)
cuz that'd require something resembling management...
Re:Translation, please? (Score:3, Funny)
Figures... (Score:3, Funny)
BS (Score:5, Funny)
A sign of a good company is one where the founder(s) realize they can't do any more good for the company and step down in favor of someone with real business sense who can grow the company from there. A better sign is when the founder(s) stay either on the board or as CTO/corporate visionary.
Sun and Oracle's success are probably flukes. Two success stories does not prove anything. Not when I have 4 stories that prove otherwise.
Peter? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:amen, brotha... (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, but given the current stock market, you might as well stick your money in a sock and bury it...
Re:management vs. actual work (Score:2, Funny)
(Incidentally Demming, who helped revive the Japanese Auto industry after WWII knew this in the 50's. It is strange that it has taken so long to be accecpted here.)