Tim Bray on Microsoft Office 589
jgeelan writes "The co-inventor of XML, Tim Bray, has been talking about the newly XML-enabled version of Microsoft Office, code-named 'Office 11' and tells XML-Journal that 'when the huge universe of MS Office documents becomes available for processing by any programmer with a Perl script and a bit of intelligence, all sorts of wonderful new things can be invented that you and I can't imagine.'"
*when* ? (Score:4, Funny)
I beg you pardon? Smelly programmers can keep their hands off my documents. If I wanted you to have them, I'd have emailed them to you as plaintext. I wasn't aware the the Office license meant my documents were common property....
imagination (Score:5, Funny)
When will MS ever learn that we don't WANT to imagine how wonderfull the MS Office Universe is ?
Re:Codename? (Score:3, Funny)
See! They succeeded in mystifying you. Now while you are tettering in amazement they will move in and 'embrace and extend' you into the MS cloud.
Dogbert the Evil software consultant (Score:1, Funny)
PHB:
Dogbert: The suite is saving their documents in a format they have invented called M$ Xtremely Malformed Language (XML), and they are impossible to decipher and reverse-engineer for compatibility.
PHB: (looks closely at the box Dogbert handed to him)...
Dogbert: But that's okay, because you don't undestand anyway.
Skeptical (Score:2, Funny)
The new Word XML document format: (Score:5, Funny)
<uueWord2kDocument>
M"@D)("!'3E
M("`@(%9E7)I9VAT("A#*2`Q.3DQ
M($9R9
M92!V97)B87
</uueWord2kDocument>
An eXaMpLe of MSWord XML... (Score:5, Funny)
<Data>
MSWORD$$g$%jk$%sxx"d$%^$
</Data>
I can see it now... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What will be the default save format? (Score:5, Funny)
If you continue with that line of reasoning, someone's gonna demand that it be called SGML/XML.
Grr.
Re:An eXaMpLe of MSWord XML... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Yay Evil Monopoly Of Doom! (Score:5, Funny)
Dark-masked B.Gates approaching you:
"I find your lack of faith....disturbing."
what a cool codename (Score:4, Funny)
awesome. Apparently the next version of the linux kernel is code named 2.6! Wow!
Re:I doubt it. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Codename? (Score:3, Funny)
Nice, but redundant statement (Score:4, Funny)
any programmer with a Perl script and a bit of intelligence
and I thought intelligence was a prerequisite to be able to handle perl ? :)
Re:what a cool codename (Score:1, Funny)
Re:What I heard.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:However... (Score:5, Funny)
What?!?!?!? You mean they'll try and pass something off as a a "security feature," when it's really intended to protect them?
Nah, that's not really their style.
I expect them to use legal means (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yay Evil Monopoly Of Doom! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:An eXaMpLe of MSWord XML... (Score:3, Funny)
MSWORD$IFERFHFO$FFKFJWJEFOJ$FJ$FJ*J#$J$RJ$R$J)JE*F J$Netscape engineers are weenies()$()#*$)*$U*$U*U$%*
Re:Tim here with a bit more background (Score:2, Funny)
Hey, no fair injecting actual information, from a primary source, no less, into a /. discussion! That's totally cheating! #@$! karma whore...
Re:Yay Evil Monopoly Of Doom! (Score:1, Funny)
It would help binary, proprietary, encrypted MS apps interchange data within a framework.