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ackthpt writes
"Code named Red Storm, Cray and Sandia National Laboratories (US Dept. of Energy) to build a 100 Teraflop super computer employing AMD's Opteron (Hammer) processors. Alluded to in the WSJ (non-free-as-in-beer subscription required), also in Infoworld, and Reuters."
Captain Opteron (Score:5, Funny)
Wow! (Score:3, Funny)
Ah, never mind.
(Shuffle, shuffle.)
Cool.. but (Score:5, Funny)
Just imagine... (Score:5, Funny)
hmmm... (Score:2, Funny)
If the Opteron's anything like my T-bird, that supercomputer's going to melt a hole to the center of the earth a la Chernobyl.
Re:The mighty have fallen (Score:2, Funny)
You can't imagine how this deal has to leave Intel smarting.
Re:Captain Opteron (Score:3, Funny)
Oh well. Code named red storm..? (Score:2, Funny)
The machine, code-named Red Storm, will require over 16,000 microprocessors to achieve that performance level, according to a researcher quoted in the Journal report.
This can be rephrased easily into
The machine, named code-red Storm, will require over 16,000 microprocessors' performance level to archive that, according to a researcher quoted in the Journal report.
oh well.
Calculon (Score:3, Funny)
"Calculon! We thought you were dead!"
Re:Captain Opteron (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Heating issues? (Score:2, Funny)
For 90 mill, I doubt you'd see a bay bus with a bunch of Delta 80mm fans..
Re:Oh well. Code named red storm..? (Score:2, Funny)
Is it going to be running an unpatched version of Windows on an OC-48 line?
/me cringes in horror
Not only the fastest, but also the hottest (Score:3, Funny)
1. cluster lots of opterons
2. place popcorn on top
3. sell popcorn and cycles
4. profit
I'd like a beowulf cluster of those...
does it play quake?
yeah, but how much longer before it is DRM-enabled to run only MS....
etc..
Re:next generation == last generation (Score:3, Funny)
Find me a US company that didn't lose money last quarter. And anybody who uses Arthur Anderson doesn't count.
Units nitpicking (Score:2, Funny)
Free-as-in-Beer (Score:2, Funny)
What does "Free-as-in-Beer" mean?
Free beer, to me, would seem to be the greatest thing in the history of the world!
Re:Might want to check out what Cray and Sandia (Score:1, Funny)
Buy a case... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The mighty have fallen (Score:3, Funny)
Especially those which got phased out in the age of political correctness like indian Red and Prussian Blue. [enquirer.com]
Never thought I'd ever be linking to the Enquirer. I feel dirty.
gotta move now (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Captain Opteron (Score:3, Funny)
The Constructicons were probably the Linux bots. They were small parts a of a giant robot called Devastator that was very good at the task at hand. (usually de-construction.) Devastator also had a limited vocabulary so he wasn't the most social. Few Decepticons knew how to give him the right commands to get him to do what he wanted.
Re:Just imagine... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just imagine... (Score:3, Funny)
Wouldn't that be pigeons [google.com]?
Re:Heating issues? (Score:3, Funny)
Doh! Gotta end this post, the damned heatsink just fell off my Athlon again. Those wacky fucking heatsinks always jumping off.
Re:Heating issues? (Score:3, Funny)
Apparently gripping onto all three tabs on each side of the socket just isn't enough!
We need to devise a solution where the heatsink and CPU are permanantly joined! Yeah, that's the ticket!
Just don't hit the heatsink, or you'll rip the die clean off the board.