With one-time-only use of a cloning machine, I would:
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Forever Alone (Score:5, Funny)
Picked "Clone a spouse/Significant Other" :(
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Clone Kate Beckinsale (Score:5, Funny)
I'd clone the future significant other (Score:4, Funny)
3 ways with two people (Score:1, Funny)
Significant other is clearly the correct choice. It would be like doing twins!
Hrrm (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Clone army (Score:5, Funny)
Bad idea. You would likely overthrow you.
If multiple clones is an option, I vote for cloning the most desirable person of the desired sex you can find. If you can't sweet talk her (using "her" as a convenience here, YPMV) the first day, let her go, and make another clone the next day. Do a Ground Hog Day on her until you have perfected the spiel.
Don't forget a prenup. If she later turns bitchy, you can always replace her with another clone.
Re:I'd clone the future significant other (Score:5, Funny)
I already have a clone, you ignorant clod! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Combo of # 1 and # 5 (Score:5, Funny)
I'm surprised that no-one here has mentioned "The Clone Song" by Isaac Asimov, first 2 verses listed below:
Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And after it's grown,
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.
Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.
one option was pet (Score:3, Funny)
"one option was 'pet'"
Yes, that could have been merged with "spouse" without any significant loss.
Re:Doesn't matter (Score:5, Funny)
That's exactly the reason why I'd clone Stallman.
So in 15 years and for another bunch of decades, you'd have somebody ranting about the GNU before Linux.
It would be one of my best trolling accomplishment, if somewhat costly.
Re:Ethics aside... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Clone myself, but... (Score:2, Funny)
Would finally give a valid reason for suicide being illegal by law
Porn stars and terrorists (Score:2, Funny)
I for one would clone a porn star, bring her up to view me as her only sexual interest, and then when she's old enough to be of interest, I'll have a really good time until I'm bored with her. Then, I'd use her to make movies and profit and farm her out to perverts - especially when she's under 12 years of age.
Actually, I'd clone a few porn stars to keep things interesting.
I'd also clone Marilyn Monroe for really big bucks.
I'd also clone terrorists, brain wash them to view me as their god, and when I need to strike at someone or something, have them stap on some bombs or highjack something and wipe out whoever I'm pissed off at.
Give me more time, and I'll think if many more ways to make cloning human being sound as horrifying as it can be. You see, I'm actually a half way decent person who thinks of this shit. Imagine what a truly disturbed person can do with human cloning technology in a consequence free environment.
Re:Forever Alone (Score:4, Funny)
Why would you want to clone a spose/Significant other? It's hard enough keeping one of them happy.