It may be an act of God if you get osteoporosis.
If you don't have the faith, God will punish you. Osteoporosis and snake bites, it's all the same.
Here is living example:
Serpent-handling pastor profiled earlier in Washington Post dies from rattlesnake bite
Mack Wolford, a flamboyant Pentecostal pastor from West Virginia whose serpent-handling talents were profiled last November in The Washington Post Magazine , hoped the outdoor service he had planned for Sunday at an isolated state park would be a “homecoming like the old days,” full of folks speaking in tongues, handling snakes and having a “great time.”
He and other adherents cited Mark 16:17-18 as the reason for their practice: “And these signs will follow those who believe: in My name they will cast out demons; they will speak with new tongues; they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will by no means hurt them; they will lay their hands on the sick, and they will recover.”
“Praise the Lord and pass the rattlesnakes, brother” he wrote on May 23
Darwin Award!
So, those who don't test for osteoporosis, will they also get Darwin Award nominations?
Not in my trailer park.