The correct number of shoes to own:
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1 pair (Score:5, Funny)
Slippers. My parents' concrete basement floor gets pretty cold sometimes.
Missing option! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:It's easy for men (Score:5, Funny)
Tell me where you live so I can avoid it!
One disturbing pair (Score:5, Funny)
...of mechanical legs covered in Imperial black boots.
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Darth Vader
10 or more pairs of different varieties (Score:4, Funny)
According to my wife, it's "10 or more pairs of different varieties". And, according to my wife, I'm a man, and so any other answer I may choose to give would be wrong. Furthermore, even if it were stipulated that I could be right, it wouldn't matter, because living peacefully with a woman cannot occur if she believes the man thinks she's wrong.
Pairs? (Score:4, Funny)
What about amputees, you insensitive clod?
22 votes for 10 or more of the same kind (Score:5, Funny)
...less than 1%. So that tells you how many women are on Slashdot :-P
Re:1 pair (Score:4, Funny)
When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Don't go near the cellar door!"
One day when they were away, I went up to the cellar door. And I pushed it and walked through and saw strange, wonderful things, things I had never seen before, like... trees. Grass. Flowers. The sun... that was nice... the sun...
-Emo Philips
Re:It's easy for men (Score:3, Funny)
So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
Re:It's easy for men (Score:3, Funny)
The human body was designed?