Marxist Hacker 42's Journal: Give me Catholic Heaven, Islamic Paradise is too hard

this guy is clearly NOT a mathematician, but if he was:
 
You have 4 wives on earth. Each one of those wives has 70 black eyed virgins for you in paradise. Each one of those black eyed virgins has 70 servant girls. That is 19,884 women for you to have sex with in paradise.
 
But it gets worse. Each one of those women has been given YOU by Allah for a term of 70 years. That means you will be having sex, nonstop, from the time you die for the first 1,391,880 years you are in paradise. You're going to need eternity from then on just to rest up from that.

RELIGION IS A CRUTCH

[Jeremiah Cornelius]

For people who can't handle God.

There are no virgins in Paradise. There is no literal "Treasure stored up in Heaven". There is no literal "Heaven".
Who cares about any of these things? They indicate a preoccupation with self-interest.

The manifestation of divine presence is something to overwhelm and drown every other thought, wish, perception and awareness.

Our very sense of ridiculous fables like "Islam" or "Christianity" will be less than meaningless. Their only use on this earth is to prevent totally

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[smittyoneeach]

So the tl;dr version of your theology is: "Universalism"?

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[Jeremiah Cornelius]

Godism. Everything else falls short, and will end, sooner or later.

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[smittyoneeach]

Dunno. The Jewish peasant carpenter of a couple millenia back still has a substantial following.

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[fustakrakich]

Idolators!

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[fustakrakich]

Idolators still.

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[Marxist Hacker 42]

My point is that this "reward" sounds a heck of a lot like the tail end of This STTOS series [youtube.com].

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[Captain Splendid]

Garth Ennis, in one of his comics, had it as having to take care of 72 screaming babies.