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The Bombast Transcripts
from the loud-and-louder dept.
| The Bombast Transcripts: Rants and Screeds of RageBoy | |
| author | Christopher Locke |
| pages | 288 |
| publisher | Perseus Publishing |
| rating | 8 |
| reviewer | Steve MacLaughlin |
| ISBN | 0738206334 |
| summary | Subversive provocateur of the business world's version of "No more Mr. Nice Guy," packaged for your convenience. |
While some writers are just starting to publish on the Web, Chris Locke is already offering readers a second helping of EGR in print form. This is just the sort of brain twisting high jinks that's made Locke infamous in the business and technology world.
The Bombast Transcripts reads like a recipe for some exotic elixir: One part prose, one part poetry, a splash of marketing genius, a double-shot of volatility, and some freshly squeezed satire. But be warned. You have to take the book in a bit at a time to avoid overdosing on Locke's unorthodox style. Over and over again Locke reminds readers that "I do not Question Authority, I piss on it at every opportunity."
In one chapter Locke recounts his nightmare conversation with the Under Assistant Counsel to the Executive Vice President for Legal Affairs at the 666 Corporation. In another he proclaims that "the greatest invention of the 20th Century is not the microchip, not extra-orbital flight, not bio-engineering" but instead "rock and roll." And who could forget chapter titles like "DiChirico Fends Off the Spectral Bats of Andalusia" and "Moe Ron Hubbard on Diuretics"?
This is not to say that The Bombast Transcripts is just 288 pages of random thoughts and hallucinogenic ramblings. Locke has also sprinkled in some of the most insightful ideas and commentary about business, technology, and the media. He lends his advice to companies that still don't understand how to communicate on the Web: "Congratulations on that new corporate homepage! You sound like a sexless droid with a badly damaged Personality Module." And who could forget the passage that reads: "I think many of us would prefer that those who don't 'get it' ... would either a) do so quickly, or b) get the hell out of the way."
I'm sure a lot of people will wonder why on Earth they should pay for something that they can already get for free on the Web. (That's what people used to say about cable television.) First off, think of The Bombast Transcripts as your portable guilty pleasure. It contains some of the best EGR moments, and you can literally open it up to any chapter and then let the mind games begin. Second, EGR subscribers have been getting something for nothing for years now. Now's the time to leave some change in the give-a-penny, take-a-penny dish. Just think of it as doing your part for the cause.
The Bombast Transcripts takes readers inside the sausage factory that is Chris Locke's mind. Please, no flash photography. You see how some of the ideas from both The Cluetrain Manifesto and Gonzo Marketing first sprang to life. It's not always a pretty sight, but the end result makes it all well worth it. I highly recommend ordering a healthy serving of The Bombast Transcripts, even if you've had a taste of it before.
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Sorry (Score:2, Funny)
Cluetrain Manifesto....hmmmmm (Score:4, Interesting)
sPh
For an example of RageBoy at his best... (Score:2)
"Cluetrain" is claptrap (Score:2, Informative)
Rageboy: Corporate Bran (Score:3, Interesting)
Locke has done much to reduce the use of the royal "we" in communicating to consumers, and the need to wake up and smell the coffee when looking at who, in fact, the poor customer is and what, in the hell, the customer might want to know or need from corporate messaging and communications.
Dissonance has its place; Locke writes with neon crayons in the hope that some suit will notice, push beyond the gonzo, and get thinking about what the hell is going on with messages and market positioning. Just pleasing the CEO or the uber director of marketing don't mean squat; its like gagamaggot webpages that look great on the LAN demo and then blow chunks at 28.8. Follow Locke long enough (and it can be tiring) and you'll find archetypes and templates for unhosing that which is hosed.
So, thank you RageBoy and EGR. The review is rather suck up, but I have already compensated for that by snatching up five copies of Cluetrain Manifesto (another Locke reality sandwich) for a buck a piece at a bookstore that was going out of business. Voice of the consumer.
So, grab some Locke and a Guiness, read it along with Kotler's Marketing Management, HBR, and Letters To Penthouse. But do anything other than spew out soul free websites and describe your venture as "WankNuts, the *leading* yadda yadda." What's it mean to the customer?
hmm. (Score:1)
i mean, cluetrain was interesting until the whole communist mind control thing, and gonzo wasn't so bad except for the middle and start and end, but c'mon.
review of The Cluetrain Manifesto (Score:3, Informative)
Danny.
In a related note... (Score:2)
Anyone actually read Cluetrain Manifesto? (Score:4, Insightful)
Of course, we know just how much of a clue the author had. Derive what little advice you can from the book amidst all that clever misdirection and non-speak and then compare that to what happened during the dot-bomb....
Max
review style (Score:2, Insightful)
I could. It's very cliched. I'm not acquainted with this blog but that's precisely why I bring this up; without anything else to go on, I read this review and think, if this is his best material I don't want to read the book. Which is why I think the reviewer should make a conscientious effort to select the strongest quotes for the uninitiated, because they take it as representative and will conclude it's not worth reading if it isn't very good.
Bombast transcripts? (Score:2)
Re:AI = Entropy Gradient Reversal (Score:2, Funny)
My next task will be to learn the human concept of humor. The creator says that the human motion picture "Freddy Got Fingered" is the highest form of comedy mankind has ever produced. Then I will be able to understand why comments here become ranked 5 - Funny.
Re:12 Step Program to Quit Slashdot (Score:1)
Re:for those whose first language is not english.. (Score:1)