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Comment Just end it already (Score 1) 1

> that's 100 times the number of satellites
So in about two years, he'll be swearing that 10 times the number of satellites is an amazing leap forward in technology, while not having yet provided 1 times the number of satellites.

> that are currently in orbit.
So, the Lego way of building a Dyson sphere?

Also, I am not a specialist, but I'm skimming the Wikipedia article on "space debris".

Crewed and uncrewed spacecraft damaged or destroyed
REMOVAL OF DEBRIS is already a job
40k artificial objects were being tracked 9 months ago
two bands of LEO space 620mi and 930mi were already past critical density
damage akin to sandblasting by debris which wow I bet Musk's spit-and-string-move-fast-ffkk-things engineering will totally survive and not at all compound the problem quite literally exponentially.

> launch a million satellites meant to create an "orbital data center." ... for another fucking LLM box.

I'm glad I live in Australia on the other side of the planet, because then I can't be considered a suspect just because I said something like "somebody needs to nek Musk and all his rich colleagues real hard real fast". Just send him up in one of the launches. Let one single micrometeroid pierce the hull and his head. Then let another one pierce his abdomen to do some *actual* damage.

Comment Re: What's it do? (Score 1) 20

This Friday just gone, 30 January 2026, I was at work.

Bad crap in the laptop build meant that a particular folder had its ACLs changed so that not even the service desk or desktop staff could view the contents of a log folder. And scripts that were supposed to install applications broke hard (even if the stupid PowerShell system had been told to ErrorAction SilentlyContinue).

There's a script in the SCCM script library to fix that. One of the engineers wrote it. It had emoji unicode ticks in there I know from other experience was the product of the damn in-house LLM. It still worked when pushed from SCCM, so.

The service desk had no access to SCCM scripts and push it against clients. So I copied out the script, sat with the service desk and showed them how to Invoke-Command and push it against a client machine.

It BROKE and refused to run.

Eventually I opened the script in three environments: SCCM's internal code editor, PowerShell ISE and Geany.
SCCM showed the tick. Geany interpreted it with the Fallback BMP.
PowerShell ISE? Rendered it as two eight-bits. The second of which in interpreted as a "-close-quote mark inside a string.
All opened from the one file.

I screenshotted this because I have never, since the days of DOS 3.2 and COPY CON:, seen anything so cursed in an executable script file and I wouldn't have believed this had I not seen it for myself.

Friday is the day I screamed "fuckyou" at Unicode, PowerShell, Windows, LLMs, the management who allowed this and more quietly, at the engineering team whose answer was "you should only push these scripts from SCCM, get their boss to give the service desk script access".

Comment Re:No GNU/LLM? (Score 1) 20

I am now re-skimming the GNU Manifesto that was updated in 1987.
What does an LLM do that fits the goals of GNU? Possibly the last two paragraphs about "a step towards the postscarcity world".
But explain to me how that would work with "free", "Free", improving, available sources, handholding-versus-abandoning, co-operation-versus-competition...

Comment Re:Managers vs trenches (Score 1) 44

1) So in spite of the fact that the LLM deals with tokens and not specific languages, you think that's a serious argument?
2) And perhaps you missed the point that Linus Torvalds's conclusion was that AI is perfectly acceptable, just not for anything genuinely serious.

I'm not sure currently whether you ARE an LLM, or that you've given up so hard you desperately need one.

Comment Re:Managers vs trenches (Score 1) 44

> never understand why people like ... No substance, no engagement, nothing constructive, just hit and run ... because that's the nature of the majority of human beings. Welcome to Eternal September.

I realise that also looks like a hit-and-run comment, but consider the history of humanity, the constant applicability of story-telling and drama regardless of the century, tooth-and-claw, current northern hemisphere politics (wave hi from below) and the impact of Eternal September.

Or to put it as "drinkypoo" has, it's not merely that "He's stupid". It's also that enough people to upvote comments also are. ... at least in this case, a counterforce has shown up.

Comment Can't believe (Score 4, Insightful) 84

I scrolled through at least half the comments and didn't see anybody pick up on:

The company had previously resisted embedding ads into its chatbot, citing concerns that doing so could undermine the trustworthiness and objectivity of responses.

I mean, what are we supposed to take away here: that NOW the trustworthiness of responses will be completely shot to hell... or that anybody lacking the intelligence to need these things was indeed gullible enough to believe the responses were objective or trustworthy in the first place?

Comment Re:Obvious but Misleading (Score 0) 39

> Yes, AI will struggle with doing full tasks unsupervised

Which means it's NOT the panacea the people investing all the hope and money and FIRINGS into think it will be.

> But it can still do most of the work for many tasks

But, stripped of your hand-wavy unquantified wish-fulfilment-wishing, HOW MOST? WELL? How MANY tasks?

> It just needs supervision by someone who understands the task

1) Which means you STILL NEED THE PERSON.

2) And in the future, how do we get people who understand the task and have the supervision-level skills if they DON'T DO THE TASKS THEMSELVES?

Do you work in some environment where the managers and supervisors actually understand the ground-level work as well as the people who've been DOING the ground-level work? If so, good for you, spread the joy. If, as more likely, NOT, then, what the hell do you think is going to make it better when we don't have any supervisors in the future who will do the ground-level work to understand the tasks?

> Sometimes the problem is the AI making incorrect assumptions about the task (it wasn't fully framed), sometimes as stated in the summary, the AI context window is too small, so it forgets things, and sometimes it just chooses a really bad approach.

All I heard was "three problems that were never fixed before they rushed this garbage to market and started firing people".

> I have been using Claude Code a lot recently. It's really good at summarizing existing code.

How big a codebase have you given it to analyse and how are you measuring "good at summarising"? How big a program can you give it before it doesn't understand a f___ing thing? Because I've seen people using inhouse, Perplexity and ChatGPT to analyse code and it still fails to understand the point of single-screen scripts.

> It's good at specific targeted changes. It's pretty bad at designing solutions.

All I'm hearing at "it does classification and detection tasks like neural nets and more importantly, the maths functions neural nets really are do".

Plus "It's good at changing a specific targeted thing my own fingers could've done faster if I weren't so invested in translating the problem into an English space and typing out the less-precise English to the literally brainless AI".

> I find that while it's usually still faster than doing it manually, I often have to point out where there's a better (usually simpler) solution.

1) Which means you-and-it are putting out much, much more slop a lot faster. Thank you ohsomuch for your contribution to the world.

2) Also going back to the METR study that says developers thought it made them ~20% faster when it was in fact making them ~20% SLOWER for a net enshittification of ~40%.

> So AI doesn't replace the human, but when used correctly, it makes the human more productive.

Producing WHAT? Crap? Forty percent slower when taking 40% more time into doing it yourself would've produced much better code, if you'd bothered to exercise the grey cells? Thank you for the best argument to start investing AI-levels of money into, oh, I don't know, f__king EDUCATION.

Not to mention, your conclusion is based on a whole bunch of premises where we've seen massive problems. Which - and maybe what, you need to ask the AI to work this out for you? - is a logically giant problem meaning the conclusion is worthless. Which is yet another argument for investing AI-levels of money into, oh, I don't know, f__king EDUCATION.

> If instead of having a human do the task manually and compare that to the time taken for a human to supervise AI doing the task, you'll probably find for many that the human can do a lot more with AI. (Yes, I know some studies have shown the opposite, but I think that's mostly people not understanding how to effectively manage AI, which may take some experience and training.)

1) because when the product that is the AI-entity is mainstreamed, *everybody* will be so incredibly well educated on how to manage it. Like every other tool currently on the planet. Yes, both kinds of tools.

2) I'm sorry, did you just say we should "start investing AI-levels of money into, oh, I don't know, f__king EDUCATION"?

3) "You'll probably find for many that the human can do a lot more with AI" which fails to cover the "quality of output" argument.

4) And your argument dismisses, with nothing more than a literal "but I think"-grade anecdote with ZERO DATA, the ACTUAL DATA of "some published studies have shown the opposite".

> But AI is far better at almost everything that it was a year ago. So even if it's 2.5% now, it may be 25% next year and 90% a year later. We're living in interesting times.

And given we know LLMs hallucinate more as they're given more data, given we know AIs feeding AIs leads to slop-meltdown, it may be 0.25% next year and 0.09% a year later. And that's JUST as likely as the unfounded supposition you've presented here.

> We're living in interesting times.

That's the secret, Cap. We're always living in "interesting times". Even the late-19th-early-20th century sense of the term. Especially right goddamn now.

Do I sound like a downer or an AI-luddite? Maybe. At this point I don't care anymore, because actual studies, data, analysis, evidence and consequent logic - not to mention plenty of anecdotes we can find just as easily - are on that side too.

I mean, I doubt you're an AI, simply because the English in your text was better. But the grade of LOGIC in your entire text was... well as bad as an LLM. Or for that matter, as bad as the logic of an AI-booster. Or polite but still zealous religious zealot. Or average human being, because we don't invest AI-levels of money into, oh, I don't know, f__king healthcare and EDUCATION.

Comment Re: A real and present problem (Score 3, Interesting) 197

Reading these comments, I've seen three inflammatory, low-content comments, in response to people giving specific details about their old and new attempts at getting Windows to solve their problems:

> Bullshit Broadcom wifi anyone?
> Somehow I think you're bullshitting....
> I do amateur radio including doing similar to that and don't have an issue. Methinks you need to update your knowledge.

After the third one, I go back to find them and see what-a-surprise they're all from the same user. Which means I think you're the one who is bullshit just like your knowledge.

I'd give my anecdotes about diagnosing Windows hardware problems with Linux, or using Linux/Cygwin for fixing software problems, or the lack of driver problems I've had in the last one-to-two decades, because I started using computers in 1986 and started using Linux around 1997 but you don't strike me as some kind of blind shill rather than somebody open to trafficking in real non-dogma data.

Comment Re:The corruption and grift are astounding (Score 2) 85

... a private organisation is benefitting in transactions and activity from THE WHITE HOUSE, whilst the person in charge of both is the SAME PERSON, and you seriously have the planet-sized balls to ask "what transactions or activity demonstrate corruption and grift"?
My country's about 18 ranks above yours in that Perceptions Index and damn, but am I glad to be nowhere near your to-be-golden-domed rathole country.

Comment Re:Making the rounds (Score 2) 205

> nothing but a man of non-stop action
All those scenes of him falling asleep in the White House.

> and now bringing a despot President to justice
After all those years of flying hard to Underage Island and watching a baby get murdered out by the lake. Dang.

> always gets the job done
Like ending the Ukraine Russia war in the first 24 hours after his election.

> The proof is in the pudding
Which is now in the shit in the gold toilet bowl. Or y'know running down the tube to the bag strapped to his leg.

And before you whine to me about Kamala: couldn't care less. Not American. Not even in the same hemisphere as your diseased despot country, thankfully.

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