Stick to Edison lamps. Or carbon arc lights.

Not everyone buys a phone in the USA. There are a few countries that will sell you phones and SIMs for cash, no ID required.

One has to wonder whether this whole scenario was set up by Tunick as a part of a protest or performance. I mean really, there are so many ways to infiltrate/exfiltrate information across borders without having it found on your phone. Or attracting the attention of TLAs by leaving a big hole where they would expect to find information.

A burner phone won't fool people for long. Unless you take an extraordinary amount of time assembling a plausible legend and the data to back it up. Nobody is going to be walking around with an iPhone that doesn't have years worth of family photos, cute cats and a music collection.

... use AI. We'll give your diploma to ChatGPT.

They were all from the Twilight series.

I've seen the Turbo, AWD, EcoBoost badges. Can't wait for the 32Gb one.

AI: "Dat's a nice little web site ya' got there buddy. Shame if someting were to happen to it."

I still enjoy the Photoshops.

Won't someone please think of the birds?

And corporations have the attention span of three-year-olds. Remember when Trump 45 pulled the rug out from under federal law enforcement? And then it was game on? And then there was Biden 46. Who put it all back. Or would have had he not been coasting to a later in life stop. And then Trump 47 undid Biden's handiwork. So now would be the time to go wide open throttle and grab what you can.

Just in time for AOC 48.

"mRNA Vaccine Prevents Melodrama From Returning"

I can only imagine the number of cranial blood vessels that burst while this was written.

Not really. The principal task of the investment industry is to take clients' cash and convert it into interest bearing contracts. Negotiable contracts, (collateral for loans, payment for goods and services). Even better, variable interest and term contracts to insure against inflation.

Only boomers want to be sitting on gold, based on my observation of all the gold coin tv ads targeting them.

Nothing newer than Bach allowed while I'm driving.