covering even less than the fares of government-subsidized mass transit systems
Which mass transit systems? Plenty get closer to 20% back.
I've seen "lifetime warranties" before that had tiny print saying the lifetime would end upon release of the next version.
I'd like to see an example of that.
The cheapest watches around are the only sensible option.
Unless you like nicer watches. I've been wearing a Casio AWG100 every work day for seven years, I spent $80, it's very durable, hasn't required any maintenance.
It doesn't even work that way, if you say, "Alexa, buy an iPad" it reads a long description for the most popular result for "iPad" then asks if you're sure.
Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?