Journal Journal: Is this a test or a circus?
The #JLPT (Japanese Language Proficient Test) was actually quite hilarious this year, at least in my testing room. Call it the fiasco of new Rule 12. Or perhaps better to call it a circus?
Extremely small print on the admission ticket, which is what happens when they insisted on lots of complicated small print for many rules and warnings, printed in two languages, to boot. It's actually a kind of postcard that unfolds into three double-sided pages, but only four small pages of the six are available for the tiny rules.
The new Rule 12 says something about putting the smartphones in envelopes, which is not new, but there was a clause that actually meant "for the entire text period, NO break". And nothing about red cards for infractions, though Rule 12 was underlined. The disqualification warning was above in one of three bold and underlined sections, though Rule 12 was the only numbered rule that was underlined. (Well, actually there is a Section 7 (about the photo) in a later Rule 4 that was also underlined.) In total there were 19 numbered rules in the main section and a few more numbered rules in another section about the listening test. So...
When we came back to start the listening test they started checking the envelopes to enforce Rule 12, creating a hubbub as they grabbed people and threw them out of the testing room. At some point they realized that they had failed to effectively warn (most of) us (during the long Japanese lecture at the beginning of the test) about what Rule 12 REALLY meant and they were going to wind up red carding a LOT of people, perhaps a third of the test takers... So there was a big conference and they finally brought everyone back into the room and continued the test after the long delay.
Not sure if I should mention my own personal contributions to the circus, but... Before the test began I carefully asked for permission to use a magnifying glass. Actually two of them. The big one is 2X and I have a smaller 3X one. There is no "large print" option for the test, but they sometimes include helpful tiny characters above kanji and my eyes are old and get tired. (Also making my eyes tired is the horizontal writing, but again there is no option for a test printed vertically like most of the Japanese stuff I read. My eyes think horizontal is mostly for English...) The permission was duly granted, just as on previous times when I'd taken the test.
But there were several proctors, and the main one wasn't in that loop. By the way, she was the same person who read the lecture about Rule 12 that so few people had understood properly. After the test had started and before my eyes got too tired, she started invigilating the room, and when she got to my desk she started making a fuss about my magnifying glasses, so I got rid of them. Later on one of the other proctors realized what had happened and there were several attempts to encourage me to find them again and assurances that I could use them, but I wasn't buying it and just keep on struggling. And this was BEFORE the fiasco of Rule 12, but I've been tested at this test site before and I vaguely remember previous problems and wasn't going to start trusting them now... By this time I was already sure that I'd lost too much time to have any chance of passing the test, so it no longer mattered.
Flash forward. Now we're into the listening test after the delay. Might be the stress of the circus, though the energy drink I had during the break didn't help, but I think it's mostly the age thing... Bottom line is that I'm in increasingly desperate need of going to the restroom. I obviously don't want to go into the historical details about hypothetical accidents, but as soon as the listening test was finished I raised my hand and managed to get permission to leave everything and rush to the gents'. I think I dare say (without too much embarrassment) that I was just in time.
I wish I could remember the details from an earlier test at the same NTT Central Training Center. Vague impression that it was also problems created by the proctors. Plus the terrible location. Doesn't look that far away on the map, but almost a two-hour trip each way. There are actually two routes for me, and I used one coming and the other going, and they both took that long.
Given the low activity of Slashdot these years, it seems unlikely, but did anyone reading this also take the test? Anything funny happen in your test room? There were 840 people taking the test at my site, distributed between two buildings (of about 10 buildings in all).