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Comment We already performed this experiment (Score 1, Interesting) 51

Pitch pans have been used since the nineteen-hundreds in construction to weatherproof roof penetrations. You need some electrical conduit or some such on the roof, esp. a flat commercial roof, you'd build a sheetmetal enclosure and fill it with pitch after extending the conduit through the roof plate.

Some of the pitch always drips through the roof eventually, sticking to everything in sight, but never quite as well as to human clothing and skin. One contractor I knew would'nt allow it on his job sites, referring to it as the black death.

Comment Probably (Score 1) 140

I generally just imagine what a Hollywood supervillain would be plotting.

Then I imagine US developing that, and the Russians catching on later, per usual.

And I think we've been developing Satellite disruption tech for nearly 70 years, since Sputnik was launched in 1957. That's right kids, the Russians launched the 1st artificial satellite. We've been working on anti-satellite shit since about 15 minutes after hearing it.

Irony?

Comment It's an oily gradient (Score 2) 59

I'm not surprised a company like Flock exists to monetize the surveillance state.

I'm not surprised at law enforcement's reckless disregard for those pesky personal freedoms that are always hampering their investigations.

I'm a little surprised at how willing we seem to be as a species to catalog our daily movements for anyone with access to the surveillance databases; otherwise, AI might be blind to our shenanigans in a dystopian future. Sending drones into potential crime scenes ahead of humans is a recipe for what, exactly?

Comment 455 calls failed and two callers died (Score 0) 30

Two dead out of 455. That's just a bad afternoon at the Brontosaurus Steakhouse in Omaha, on Wednesday, when the fried ice cream cutlets go two for one.

An incidence of 0.0043956.

Or for you, not exactly mathletes out there, less than 1/2 of 1%.

Clearly, AI is the new cholesterol.

Comment Re:It works! (Score 1) 55

I swear a good, healthy "just go, you cocksucking CUNT!" will add at least 50 ft-lbs when trying to convince a stubborn fastener to come off.

I don't miss wrenching on stuff that slept outside in the English countryside and was seldom used.

Ah, Poop.

"I don't miss wrenching on stuff that slept outside in the English countryside and was seldom used."

That's hitting a little close to home, mate. 'Wrenching on stuff that slept outside in the English countryside and was seldom used' describes me and most all of my 2a.m. calls.

Comment I fucking knew it! (Score 2) 55

Since I was a wee lad, swearing felt good; and not for the all too obvious taboo, I shouldn't be using these words motive. No, swear words are purer than that, in that they warn the whole brain and body that some superhuman response is necessary immediately, if not sooner, in order to rectify a very recent miscalculation.

Comment Re:Something doesn’t add up. (Score 1) 62

I feel we are not getting the full story here.

I'm no financial adviser, yet it seems like a rectifiable conundrum for a fellow earning that far above the poverty line.

"I'm not sure what happened, but here's $500 to cover the damages until we figure out what happened."

Maybe righteousness got in the way?

Comment Cat tongue is rough as sandpaper (Score 0) 57

It is not a foregone conclusion that the die is cast, but the future's prospects are dimming.

It appeared for the longest time that humanity might rise above its base instinct for self fulfillment: perhaps rejecting tribalism for the species greater good.

Worst case scenario? Whatever is coming won't get us all. We're a resilient creature, and may survive in the numbers necessary to muck this all up again.

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