Only the Sith deal in absolutes.

"minimum spec" for a game isn't supposed to mean "technically runs but no one will actually be willing to play it that way"

Maybe not in your opinion, but it has always meant that, and always will. Marketing departments are a thing.

I've got one here.

Sounds a tad risky: the choppers would have to fly in perfect sync or else they'd drop the blade or rip it apart.

The sky is blue and water is wet.

Nah, that's crazy talk.

Don't spend it all in one place.

"Postum has been resurrected."

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Curses, foiled!"

It'll obviously be good for American-grown coffee! Why do you hate American farmers? :-)

It was about my excitement for the new cane-sugar Coca-cola, cleaning up my garden, and protective covers for power switches.

So since the old camera was $210, it's still more for less, just not as much more as it looked at first glance.

Trump's gonna fire everybody in the BLS!

"Its not like social media was super real and authentic to begin with."

This. So much this. The biggest con social media ever put over its users was convincing them that it was a pipeline to "real" people's lives.

Well, it's very good if you play Eve Online.

There's a shortage because it's all being snapped up for means of exchange purposes. If the only thing gold was being used for was its manufacturing purposes, there'd be a glut of the stuff.