Shitty Assed Program
Shitty Assed Program
SAP cant scale worth shit, we recently added 4000 people in the call center and it took SAP 8 months to "scale" the stupid garbage pile they call software to handle it.
Then when we wanted to put in a system in the RMA database to track repair RMA data, the SAP experts said it was impossible, so one of the IT guys wrote the system we needed in PHP with a Open source SQL backend. he has a MITM box that will grab info from SAP and then spit it to the RMA server. when you do a query on the RMA page you get the full history of the device from manufacture date, to ship date, to who, to all repairs and even Tech support calls on the device.
SAP was unable to deliver this. Because SAP is really shitty.
Honestly their database and software is god awful crap. Why anyone uses it I'll never understand.
There are so many other proven alternatives that are built better and has a UI that was not built by raving lunatics...
I was very shocked a couple weeks ago. I went to visit an old friend who now lives in a tiny Iowa town called Dayton. While I had zero signal on my AT&T phone there, he had gig fiber to his house. A total WTF moment. I live in the downtown area of a mid-large city and cannot get fiber to my house.
The White house denied these as a hoax.
"These are obviously not real as those planets are orbiting around other stars, this is impossible as everything orbits around our Orange fearless leader."
This is prompting a huge surge in scientists all over the country to emigrate to Canada.
OK moron, I'm older than you, have a lower UID here, and truly am a grandpa, and I know who he is. (Not that I really care for him, I like the green-haired video game player guy better)
So climb out from under your rock and live a little.
When you buy flying pigs, that black gooey stinky sticky stuff tends to get everywhere.
I kid you not, a friend of mine, she burned boiled eggs. I'm serious.
I go to visit the house she, a friend, her brother (also a friend of mine), and another guy were splitting and in the kitchen there is this small pot with indescribably burned, crunchy, black goo stuff in it. She had crammed about 6 eggs into a tiny pot, put in some water, turned the gas on high, and then went to take a shower and do her hair. With predictable results.
In my experience they have (mostly) been clueless monkeys just in the US to get "Worked in America, know English" on their resumes. Do the 6 month contract and go home. While riding on the coattails of the clueful workers who work overtime to clean up their mess.
It's called "Externalized Costs". And basically it invalidates any economic theory, such as Free Market theory, which makes the assumption you can know the true cost of something.
Hahahahah that's a good one. I have met maybe 1 in 5 H1Bs who weren't clueless and unmotivated ("severity 1 for our biggest client? I'll fix it Monday").
And most of the ones with a clue were the women. The men were a waste of oxygen.
India! Send us your women!
The problem with giving them gree cards you see is it dries up companies sources of cheap indentured labor. Can't have freedom, it's bad for business.
Niether is good, no matter what you have heard.
It's not a free market it is captured labor. Both for the company using the H1Bs, who cannot quit, and the Indian companies where emplyees have to give 90 days notice.
There's a difference between immigrants and indentured servants who have to return to their country at then end of their contract.
We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on when it's necessary to compromise. -- Larry Wall