Are we really going to trust something security-oriented by a guy who conceived of systemd? Instead of creating something which improves security and isolation, he created something renowned for its architectural and management complexity, privilege boundaries (or frequent lackthereof), attack surface, and the frequent consequences of concentrating system management in a large privileged software stack.

I'm reminded of the SSH/Pulse Audio privilege escalation through systemd some years back... due to their obstinately poor security design.

Last time I took a class I needed an ID and to pay.

It was part time and I wasn't applying for any aid. They'll teach you if you pay.

So you're against all foreign students?

Because none of them are going to have selective service.

They're not going to have a social security card or state residence either.

Why doesn't Googly just buy up the dastardly AI company that's undercutting Googly's traditional high-value search engine business and shut down the AI motherfuckers?

"Hanover FIST!!!!"

Moving fastly

Cops just have to be on the watch for someone withdrawing $2.2B from a 7-11 crypto-ATM.

He's so good at comedy and it's under praised.

He was great on SNL too.

"You young pup!"

Now I'm sad. :(

He used to do a one man show of a Christmas Carol on stage. I never got to see it, but I always imagined it being amazing (based on the fact that it happened more than once... if it were ass, it would not have recurred). While the source material is relatively friendly to the idea, one man shows are hard to do well.

That's optimistic.

The way I see it they have two options:

1) throttle back on AI search and hope they don't lose share to OpenAI

2) enshitify AI search to get more money from it.

2 seems way more likely

Put all bot/agent/AI traffic behind a digital black wall and start Internet 2.0?

If you ask Gemini why Google's search results have gotten so bad, it will give you an honest answer and suggest you use DuckDuckGo instead. Not exactly sure how you monetize "our service is telling our customers to go to our competitors instead" unless you're Macy's and you're in a Christmas movie.

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