What, you mean other than as a desktop OS?

Girlspeak.

I'm currently living with four (4) girls (three daughters, wife) all of which are able to speak in riddles and conundrums that they themselves understand, while leaving me completely at a loss of any valuable information.

Interestingly enough, this Girlspeak language transcends cultural boundaries! It is simply amazing how two girls can communicate without actually knowing the native tongue of the other.

The fact is, I've spent half a lifetime trying to understand girlspeak without much progress.

MySQL has people who are responsible for *designing* it? I'm shocked, Shocked.