If you bought it from CarMax, you paid too much.

The people that aren't ethical enough to be used car salesmen become tech recruiters.

QT has been comprehensively tested, the results are not in question. But find someone who says they can explain the double slit paradox and you'll have found a liar.

The problem is that quantum mechanics appears to be hitting the upper bounds of human intellect as far as understanding is concerned. Its been around 100 years but no one understands WTF is going on under the hood. Physicists can explain the what but not the how and why.

They keep asking people "Don't you want to use Edge instead of Chrome?" too.

A hacker needs root in linux to install boot time malware at which point its game over anyway and youll need to nuke the install from orbit including the loader so UEFI brings nothing to the table.

Don't you want to know all the latest news on enshitification?

Everybody's gone to Truth Social, obviously! /s

The ACLU went to court to defend the freedom of speech right of nazis to march through Jewish neighborhoods. Personally, I would have classified that as threatening speech, but I'm no the ACLU. (They fought for the right of the Klan to march through black neighborhoods too.)

I'm also a pedantic, and the term you're trying to think of but failing to is "milquetoast". Milktoast is just... soggy toast.

Be a lot cheaper just to fly them to the jungle and give 'em all Ayahuasca...

... they have a few questions to ask you about your "Naked and Afraid" retreat.

Now THAT is a team-building exercise!

Libraries are the greatest social program known to mankind. But you know, I still have most of my college textbooks, still stored in the milk crates I stole from behind the dorm. I graduated in '83.

Yeah, the guys with the lifted penis size compensators never realize that Teslas can vastly out-accelerate them.