No.
Sincerely,
Everyone.

I immediately thought to myself "oh, this is the guy with the cartoonishly large ass in tight pants", and moved on. He's just a gimmick with a big butt.

Can someone please explain to me why a bendable screen is superior to two screen that can essentially fold next to each other with no outside bezel?

That was EXACTLY my thought. Shrink ray? Tiny humans?

Note: If presented with an audio clip of an elected official engaging in dubious behavior, at this point wouldn't you immediately wonder if it isn't AI?

Big tech is super creepy. Amazon took that as a challenge, to be the creepiest of them all. In the few times I've recently interacted with anything Amazon- I generally avoid them - they almost sound angry I'm not using their stuff.

1)Initiate Hacking incident
2) Act as Hacking Incident negotiator for the client.
3) Profit!?

Seems pretty brilliant.

I know a guy, friend of my father. He alone, an immigrant from Soviet Russia, is the best story on why this never works. He had a very high level job in the USSR- Chief Aerospace engineer, with a chauffeur and a dacha. He managed to use his money in Russia to essentially bribe a legal immigration out of the USSR to the US.

Started over as an elevator operator in NYC. Eventually became a chief engineer again. The stories he told about the USSR leaves no doubt as to how much of a failure Marxism is.

I can think of one delicious item, and that item is a fried apple pie, available only in the US in Hawaii and ONE single McDonalds in Downey California. But not $5.

Time to start randomly ordering massive fake amounts of hamburgers, driving up the price, then bankrupting individual franchises for being so stupid.

This isn't a bad idea. Just print up some "Clippy" stickers, the size of key. Stick it over the Copilot graphic, and if anyone sees it you'll know if they're in on the joke.

Windows! He patented Windows!

I'm having a hard time understanding how "Haptics" can be worth 5.7 billion without imagining Dr. Evil biting his pinky.

It's not an unreasonable conclusion, as we have progressively gotten better at handling toxic things.

While I might not particularly like Thiel, killing Gawker and it's variants was general plus for humanity.