johndiii's Journal: New Jersey Did It

"New Jersey eyed as source of stench" - charming headline. But I guess you're off the hook for this one, ellem.

New Jersey? Say it isn't so.

[rk]

Anybody surprised by this, please stand on your head, tap dance on the ceiling and whistle something from the Ennio Morricone oeuvre.

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[FroMan]

I dunno... I figured NYC just smelled anyways. I don't see what the big change is... Did NJ pour something good into the water or something?

Bah... citys smell. Period. And I live north of a cow farm.

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[Some Woman]

Cows don't smell. Swine smell.

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[FroMan]

And turkeys and chicken. That stuff will make it so you never smell anything else.

Meadowlands

[Shadow Wrought]

I thought that that's just because that's where the Jets and Giants play;-)

You sure it's not Boston?

[WillAffleckUW]

I hear they eat a lot of beans.

ellem...

[TechnoLust]

can throw his farts. Like a fartriloquist.

Bloomberg had a good line

[ncc74656]

"Wait until the gas passes." [rushlimbaugh.com]

(Huh-huh...he said "gas," Beavis.)

Yep.

[helicobacter]

I found it so funny that first they blamed Jersey... then they tried to blame it on something in Chelsea.

Lucky for me, I'm so far downtown I was spared.

By the way, the "fartriloquist" comment has me hysterical. I'm so using that word in the future for evil.

For EVIL???

[Fartriloquist]

Well, as long as it does not involve anything bad happening to puppies or kittens. Or bunnies. -- Beware lest you incur the wrath of the Fartrilquist!

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[helicobacter]

Nooooo! Not the wrath of the Fartriloquist!

I have suffered one of its most deadly attacks -- The Dutch Oven -- and it was rather... unpleasant.

I promise no puppies or kittens... or bunnies. Never bunnies!