Hmm, $999 999 is six figures and quite a handy amount of money.

Pardon yes, the Lyceum was the school competing with Socrates. They sure didn't like him because of his annoying style of logic: A large number of simple sounding questions leading you off into a dubious direction, making you look stupid.

Socrates was executed because he did not want to teach in the Academy, but rather freelanced it under an olive tree for decades. Academia hasn't really changed in over 2000 years.

Same situation in Europe. The guys who built my house all had university degrees and the electrician had a masters degree in something. The two guys who came to clean up our garden and prune the trees also had degrees - the boss guy had a masters in botany - the only one with a degree that was applicable to his job.

Hmm, the tech bros are wondering why you are on Sloshdat

Does anyone actually speak Plain English? Maybe in Spain, when it rains?

Hmm, a 5 mm spot of cancer can make you feel incredibly sick, to the point where you can barely stand or walk, so my guess is it's benign. Let's hope.

Hmm, you are assuming that this hypochondriac is very wealthy

A party balloon is not filled with pure helium - mostly air. The balloons only need to be slightly lighter than air.

Yup - it is a full body scanning machine, but any patient scan is limited to the area of interest. It simply takes too long to do head to toe.

You could give the fat kids Osborne I computers instead of ipads.

What about Archaea?

Gum? A leftover from the Great Green Arkleseizure event.

The routing is configurable, from small car to however long and high your rig is.

C'mon man - don't confuse people with facts