grub's Journal: December 24, 1965 17:33

I will be 40 years old tomorrow (Dec 24) at 5:33 PM. I thought to write this now as I will probably be senile with broken hips and diapers by this time tomorrow.

It's been good knowing you all, I hope I can remember some of you... eh? what's that? Speak up! Get off my lawn, miserable hooligans!

Senior moments

[Frisky070802]

A colleague, upon hearing me refer to a senior moment, said he now has enough of them that they are no longer remarkable. I feel the same way (about to turn 43). Welcome to middle age :).

Nice try, old man

[djh101010]

Hyeah...doesn't change the fact that you owe me 20 bucks. Pay up, ya deadbeat.

Welcome to the....

[GaryOlson]

Club soda with lime please. Yeah that Lime Away stufff..... Yep, for an old lady she sure is well stuffed.... And the turkey gravy needs some more salt. What was the question?

Happy [almost] Birthday + Xmas

[sillypixie]

Nice work getting this far! Here's hoping you have many more after this...

Pix

reminder

[http]

don't forget to update your slashdot bio box!
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Re:reminder

[grub]

Done! ;)

Allow me to be among the first, etc.

[unitron]

Well, among the first on the 24th (EST).

Someone once said that you know you're middle-aged when you become invisible to teenage girls. :-)

Re:Big Deal

[Walterk]

He never said he wasn't a virgin. ;)

Re:Big Deal

[grub]

Read my previous je about my gf being pregnant. :)

Re:Big Deal

[Walterk]

That still doesn't necessarily imply that you're no virgin, just that your girlfriend isn't one. ;P

I kid, I kid.

Re:Big Deal

[grub]

The "I think I'm the dad but she does like to party with the Bombers (local CFL football team)" line has been used to death over the past couple of months.

dang punks

[zogger]

always coming up with innovations and "new fangled" ways of doing things! meh..grumble

anyway, useful links:)

http://www.metamucil.com/ [metamucil.com]
http://ensure.com/ [ensure.com]
http://www.polident.com/ [polident.com]
http://www.viagra.com/ [viagra.com]
http://www.cadillac.com/ [cadillac.com]
http://www.drscholls.com/ [drscholls.com]
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/slim-whitman-lyrics. html [lyricsdownload.com]
http://www.centrum.com/products/product_silver.asp [centrum.com]
http://www.carnival.com/ [carnival.com]
http://www.sansabelt.com/ [sansabelt.com]
http://www.2chambers.com/saint_petersburg,_florida .htm [2chambers.com]
http://www.39dollarglasses.com/bifocals.html [39dollarglasses.com]
http://www.c [cockapooclub.com]

And furthermore...

[unitron]

If you're about to be a Dad you'll be so distracted you probably won't notice crossing the half-century mark until you're 52 or 53.

Judging by what just being an uncle has done to me, getting a decade older won't be what changes you the most in the next ten years.