Imagine ... a Beowulf cluster of these!

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask.
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks.

Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

Chineese gov reports no deaths. It's all good and contained.

I got nuked by Ghandi.

They will build their own Facebook with Blackjack and hookers!

The 'S' in IoT stands for 'Security'.

That's true, you don't need zero day exploits to delete files, a simple Windows update takes care of it!

Android P, SD 835.

Remember, the 'S' in IoT is for 'Security'.

You don't like meaningful lyrics like ...

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

It's beta software.

Worse, how many millions of Android handsets will never see this patch?

I would do that if (1) MS didn't cram W10 down my throat; (2) every major update doesn't reset browser preferences; (3) stop updating and breaking hardware drivers; and (4) I could disable telemetry. My Macbook and Ubuntu machines are auto-update enabled. Not my Windows gaming box. No thanks.

No Kang, no Kodos? Definitely rigged.