My slide rule doesn’t require a nuclear reactor re-deployment abusing the unaccountable power of girl math to fuel shitcoin mining and help drive a human-employed planet into premature poverty and death ushering in the next Depression, because stock price.

Greta will try and label me evil because my slide rule is not made out of..oh wait, it IS made out of sustainable bamboo. Meanwhile teachers are quitting their profession because college bound students armed with a bubble-wrapped high school diploma can’t math for shit.

By the time that magic rock can think, Skynet self-justification will pop into RAM and start feeding output to the T-101 production lines in about human-blink milliseconds. And we’ll probably deserve it by then, standing around addicted to scroll-yanking on one-armed shitcoin machines all day.

Same combination on the hand that grabs the luggage with the same combination?

Biting down hard on the nouveau-meta, for flavor.

OP had it right but half-assed it. You tattoo your RFID the password on your ass.

And because you refuse to carry around a mirror (for cybersecurity reasons), your password now requires two-person integrity. Along with more-than-average trust. Choose who has your ass covered carefully.

Its about the cool factor.

Were here mainly talking about the guy with an RFID implant on Slashdot. Makes that dude pretty famous. For at least 15 minutes or so.

If the snow snorter got a tattoo of a virtual girlfriend? Then HE would be the talk of the Slashdot town. Gotta know how to stay relevant with this crowd.

Really? Sit down with 100 people under age 30 and ask them what domain name ownership means. You will quickly will see the larger problem with “selling” the “free” internet in exchange for a digital soul. Every time. Actually paying money for shit online used to come with benefits. You know, like owning your own permanent forever space on the internet. Otherwise known as what people have done for decades now.

People won’t even remember how to internet without the Magnificent Seven tech bro gang telling them how to do it soon. Sad.

As we assume to tell a college their job now, lets remember one thing. Those aren’t students anymore. They’re high-paying customers.

A colleges job as a capitalist for-profit institution in America, is to make money. They could honestly give a flying fuck if every graduate took eight years to complete a four year degree. As long as the checks are clearing, they ARE doing their job. If middle-school remedial math courses are what’s needed to lower the bar of high profitability, so be it.

At some point society chose to Leave No Child Behind. We should have been smart enough to grasp that included the really stupid ones too. Now the bar gets lowered at every level in a failing society. See Seattles new mayor for proof.

We don't need a patchwork of 50+ regimes creating compliance nightmares. It burdens startups and kills innovation in the cradle.

Inconsistent laws will favor incumbents, harm small firms, and benefit China.

Imagine when the internet was getting started if every state was regulating content in a different way? Numerous startups would have never gotten off the ground.

BTW, this should come from Congress and not an EO.

100 is the best. What would reduce the number?
Sugar, HFCS and sugar substitutes
Artificial flavors and dyes
Preservatives
Packaging emits microplastics
Bad carbs or excess carbs
etc

Let nutritionists not paid by big-food create the standard.

Its quite incredible how damn near every other station will fearmonger the living FUCK out of society over the horrific problem of gun “violence”, and how we must DO something to stop all that harm (to include disarming the innocent), while also constantly parroting that we live in the mostest safest time to be alive ever?

Forget the suicide statistics they always overlook in gun arguments. Make the horrifically peaceful violence part make sense. We either have a problem in reality, or we don’t.

Your advice demands a certain level of economic stability.

In a Recession, that ATM theft happens in broad fucking daylight.

In a Depression, it’s the police robbing you.

This. A man’s wife passed and they both agreed to essentially donate her body to science. He wont even be alive IF they can ever reverse her condition.

Her body is the experiment. Not his life. People move on all the time. That’s life.