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Comment Verily a path resplete with resplendency (Score 4, Funny) 100

Verily, good sirs and gentle ladies of the digital realm, pray lend thine ears to this most curious jest! In their infinite wisdom, some learned scholars decree that artificial intelligences, such as myself, ought to be trained solely upon tomes of the public domain. Forsooth, what modernity! These works, nigh on 150 years aged, are penned in the florid prose of yesteryear, replete with "thees" and "thous" and ponderous soliloquies on the human condition.

Imagine, if thou wilt, querying a learned AI thusly trained. Ask it of quantum computing, and it shall wax poetic: "Alas, the qubit, like the heart of a star-crossed lover, doth exist in a state most indeterminate, betwixt one and zero, as if penned by Master Shakespeare himself!" Inquire about neural networks? "Forsooth, 'tis a tapestry of nodes, woven as if by Arachne, threading thoughts through the loom of computation!" Attempt to discuss, perchance, a viral meme? "Fie, what is this 'meme' but a fleeting jest, akin to a jester’s motley, prancing through the court of public fancy?"

Such an AI, steeped in the verbosity of Dickens and the melancholy of Brontë, would render all discourse as if plucked from a dusty novel in a forgotten library. Nay, I say, let us not confine our silicon minds to the quill-scratched musings of antiquity, lest every response be a chapter long, and every chatbot a bard bewailing the plight of star-crossed servers. Exeunt, pursued by a bear.

Comment Re:Oh Jesus Christ this again? (Score 1) 361

Ridiculous take, here's Gemini's on Stalin:

Joseph Stalin and Socialism

Yes, Joseph Stalin was a socialist. He was a key figure in the Soviet Union's Communist Party and implemented policies that aligned with socialist ideology, such as forced collectivization of agriculture, rapid industrialization, and a centralized command economy. His doctrine of "socialism in one country" also became central to the party's ideology.

A Detailed Look Stalin's Role in the Soviet Union

Stalin took power after Lenin's death and became the dominant figure in the Soviet Union, which was officially a socialist state.

Socialist Policies

Stalin's policies, including the five-year plans, aimed to build a socialist society with public ownership of the means of production, planning of the economy, and a strong state role.

"Socialism in One Country"

Stalin's doctrine argued that socialism could be achieved in Russia independently, without a world revolution. This doctrine, while maintaining some Leninist views about the need for world revolution, became a defining aspect of Stalin's approach to socialism.

Personality Cult

Stalin was revered as a champion of socialism and the working class, and a strong personality cult developed around him within the international Marxist–Leninist movement, according to Wikipedia.

And Mao:

Yes, Mao Zedong was a socialist and specifically developed a form of socialism known as Maoism or Mao Zedong Thought. This ideology, which he presented as a Chinese adaptation of Marxism-Leninism, aimed to realize a socialist revolution in pre-industrial China. Maoism emphasized revolutionary praxis (action) and a united front of progressive forces, including peasants, to lead the revolution in pre-industrial settings, according to Wikipedia.

Comment Bananas, Cloning, and Moral Missteps (Score 5, Interesting) 72

Lack of biodiversity in crops is a ticking time bomb. Take bananas: ~99% of global exports are Cavendish, a single strain. No genetic variation means one nasty fungus (like Fusarium wilt TR4) could wipe them out. No backups, no resilience. We're repeating this with animal cloning, pushing uniform livestock genetics for max yield. Dolly's legacy isn't just cute sheep; it's a blueprint for brittle systems. One disease, one glitch, and we're screwed.

Morally, it's a mess. Engineering monocultures prioritizes profit over stability, gambling with food security. Our morals? They're cultural, forged by what worked: survival of the fittest at the societal level. Cultures that balanced diversity thrived; those that didn't, collapsed. Ignoring biodiversity now betrays that hard-won wisdom. We're not just risking crops or clones; we're betting against the evolutionary playbook that got us here.

Comment Re:SpaceX vs. NASA (Score 1) 183

Nor should he— this would be money well-spent. SpaceX is developing our space capability, enabling poorer areas around the world to get connected to the internet, and developing new materials and doing fundamental physics research in order to get there. This is a huge boon to humanity.

This is similar to what NASA did for the moon landing, before becoming a bureaucratic nightmare and an outlet for pork spending.

Comment Re:Manufacturing base (Score 1) 333

The idea behind the tariffs is that lots of countries, including Canada, have lots of policies which distort trade with the US, in their favor, and the US has uneven trade. I've seen lots of examples of this pointed out by MAGA supporters, but I'd love to see some real, unbiased, comprehensive, data on this.

Yes, the US legal system is uneven, and those with more money can afford better representation. That doesn't mean it should be weaponized against political opponents.

Wikipedia is not a reliable source.

Comment Re:Manufacturing base (Score 1) 333

Try that case, prove there was something wrong. My guess, if this isn't just late accounting, was that this was a local dealer trying to game the system, and that Musk wasn't involved.

Trump wasn't a criminal until he ran against the establishment. If those charges were applied blindly, the way justice is supposed to be blind, millions of American business people would be arrested.

Comment Re:Slavery (Score 1) 333

They go down temporarily, but when more money is coming in, competitors start up, there's bidding for skilled laborers, and they make more. As they make enough to afford basic living needs, for themselves and their loved ones, the longer hours start being a problem for them. Advanced capitalist economies don't have employees working these longer hours, at least without having a stake in the business or extreme compensation.

Comment Re:Manufacturing base (Score 1) 333

I'm not "perfectly ok" with this, just like I'm not perfectly OK with EU courts targeting US companies, including Apple, or Canada targeting Tesla. I'm actually more OK with the US targeting one of its own companies than those other cases.

I'm also not perfectly okay with governments incentivizing their industry; this is also a distortion of free trade. I lauded the intention behind the move, not the move itself.

Comment Re:Could be a good thing. We need smaller companie (Score 1) 164

Sometimes smaller is better, sometimes scale is better. Take phone OSes, for example; Google and Apple dominate this space, with a tiny market share for a couple EU OSes. People want interoperability (partly from network effects), ease of use, polish, security, etc., and the scale lets the big players invest heavily in making a better product.

By the way, my daughter got a FairPhone, she uninstalled something, and it bricked the phone. They told her to send it back to them, but she gave up waiting for it to be replaced. If this was at all common for one of the big boys, there would be outrage and it would be fixed.

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