Funny how they keep trying to remove the optical drives from the consoles, isn't it? They want control over their customers.

Those guidelines are "Don't do anything unethical unless donne two scoops gets his cut!" Remember how every accusation is actually a confession, and how they acused Biden of taking a cut of every graft?

You mean to tell me that people bet on what will be in donnie dementia's speeches, without bothering to factor in the fact that his speechwriters have advance knowledge of what will be in his speeches? That's INSANE!

So, for everyone else out there who gets banned, suck it up unless you can gin up a big online media campaign for your misfortune. Otherwise Microsloth will just continue to ban accounts "irreversibly".

No, but on far too many occassions, strange cats have come up, jumped on my lap, and settled in, as if they KNOW I'm allergic to cats!

"But mom... I wanted bigger tits!"

"Shut up, honey, I made sure she could cook. Her dumplings are to die for!"

Can you have makeup sex with a chat bot? Not really the same then, is it?

How much do those mail order bridges cost now? (Asking for a friend!) With my luck, I'd get one of the Temu mail order brides,,,

My cat judges me. AI doesn't. /s

Can I still bring my emotional support bot on the plane with me? She just looks like a sex bot, she's not one, really!

Lenovo was never an "IBM brand." IBM sold them their client computing assets in 2005, and their x86 server assets in 2014, but Lenovo has never been a part of IBM.

No, but the only reason they want to buy it is CNN. Is it isnâ(TM)t especially quality anymore, but itâ(TM)s the last even slightly liberal news Outlet in America and is trusted across the world.

I keep hearing things like "my grandmother got so confused, I set her up on Zorin/Mint and she couldn't tell the difference."

The more people just use their PC's to get on websites the less they seem to notice if they use Windows or Linux.

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I'm sure the shareholders will be lining up in droves to accept your offer of 1/25000 of a cent per share.