Beard: No more goat pr0n for you.

Nearby goats: oh shit.

Try quitting social media - life will seem (and be) more awesome almost immediately.

Never make a choice which can't be rolled back.

People are works in progress.

A future you will value your life and the lives of others more than you do now.

Going through difficulties makes you appreciate everything more once you come out the other side.

Throw up a cursive CAPTCHA.

"From now on, we will only be pushing users of eighteen or higher to commit suicide"

All my African friends still buy cases of Bud Light for their parties, because it's cheap, they are used to buying it, and they really don't care if their marketing department made a shout out to a trans influencer. That being said, Bud Light did drop to second most popular beer, Modelo is now the most popular. So... not really a company ending mistake.

I was 100% C=64 before I transitioned to Apple ][ before I went IBM-PC DOS, briefly Windows/OS2 Warp, then MacOS, then 100% linux, and added Android later.

(sprinkle in some brief CP/M, BeOS, and NetBSD sidequests)

I'll deal with the shift to the next phone platform OK, I think.

I should probably dust off my Pine64 and try the latest builds again. It's been a few years since they were unusable as a daily driver.

Folks, this might be a huge opportunity if you correctly pick the successor and are the first developers.

Bullshit. Every time something comes up that rapes privacy, the Democrats vote inline with the Republicans except for one or two token protests. In other words, provide proof of your assertion.

Being explicitly against the Constitution is not really an issue anymore. :(

Indeed. I have a house for sale and it won't sell for more than $200k and yet I can't find a house (similar to mine) to buy that is less than $400k. Weird that.

Correct, YOU can't, but THEY can. All you have to do is stop living and your problems are solved. THEY don't care about your problems. YOU are THEIR problem that they desperately want to get rid of. YOU might band together with others like YOU and bring out the guillotines.

One of these things is not like the others. I wonder if you have the intelligence to figure out which one it is...

Democrats confirmed RFK Jr as a cabinet member. There is no clearer sign that they are just as bought as the Republicans. They also universally voted for PATRIOT, DMCA, etc etc. The Democrats are wearing the same clothes as the Republicans. I am unsure why you are so loyal to them. They are NOT loyal to you. You are being manipulated. Both parties are bought out, even if they "feel" different to you.

WTF? Since when?

If you do not login to watch YouTube, when your feed gets all messy like, just wipe out your cookies. It resets the algorithm. If you are logged in though, you are fucked forever as far as I know. There is no way to stop them from tagging you for that crap.