It's time to tell the truth. I am a 55 year-old man. My name is Andy Kaufman, and I live in New York City.
I am sincerely sorry to everyone for all my lies.
Here's a little something to excite you:
What a clever play on words I made
Next journal topic: Coming soon!
Long story short, I've had a good year. Great job, short commute, and dating again. I've become focused, but with great flexibility. I'm not sweating the big stuff, or the small stuff. The good stuff is in the middle.
May your holidays be commercial-free,
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Has anyone seen the following e-mail?
Here is a first-hand demonstration of moderation abuse on Slashdot.
Warning: SPOILERS! If you haven't watched Enterprise GO NO FURTHER.
Synopsis from Startrek.com:
The mission to find the Xindi takes a treacherous turn when Enterprise is crippled by inexplicable, destructive spatial anomalies that distort the laws of physics. With systems down, Osaarian pirates board the ship and and raid it of valuable supplies. The crew captures one of the marauders, and Archer's sense of morality is tested when he interrogates the prisoner.
For I am the infamous Dread Pirate Kidd!
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Post your results here instead of Bethanie or FortKnox's journal 'cause you like me better. I know you do.
If all else fails, lower your standards.