Is the person who ignored Pelosi in the room with you right now?

Like a bat outta hell.

My mini-1 is working as a photo frame.

Even that one with the pig?

I forget what it was called.

Man, this makes me feel just a bit better about spending the last 30 years in various types of tech support.

Fuck sales!

Waiting for Cyberpunk 2077 update with an eeeeeevil Brendan.

This "AI" seems to be severely lacking in training, in that no superior/invincible force (e.g. a party simulating law enforcement) showed up and demonstrated the downside to taking certain actions.

Heh, a system designed to parse huge data sets and compare/contrast search strings is really good at compare/contrast searches.

Dammit, can't anyone make some stylish cyber-shoes? That looks like shit! Anyone who goes around upskirt-snapping with shoes like that, is going to get laughed out of the ballroom by all the snobs.

Is it ok if I show up in regular glasses, but where an always-on LED is attached to the one of the corners? (I understand pervs are falling out of popularity, but that doesn't mean we need to abandon the whole aesthetic!)

[adds discussion to SlashDot 5 year time capsule]

Nvidia seems to be the makers of shovels.

Short term server farm depreciation is why they need to be built in space.

Duuuuude!

Do we really have to reinvent the wheel every damn time?! It used to be that you just got Voight-Kampff tested, and the administrator of the test would sign your PGP key. WTF was wrong with that?!