I come back to Slashdot after a several year hiatus and what do I find? Fucking Darby posts, all modded up insightful. Seriously where does Slashdot get enough shit-dicks to moderate Darby's posts up as soon as he posts them?

Can someone paste me the "Which is worse? The engine on your Lexus freezes or your colon starts bleeding" troll? I haven't seen that one for a while and would like to.

I couldn't get first post, because my IP seems to have been banned for bad posting. I post at -1 by default, and I thought that the deal was if I don't get modded down, I can post up to two messages per day and won't get IP banned.

How in the hell?

I haven't said fuck to anyone in over half a month. Discuss.

I've decided to take a page from TheSpoogeAwards and post a topic that is gay, because the topic of this journal is in fact things that are gay.
1) (insert name of psychological condition) is beautiful!
Cerebral Palsy is beautiful. Gayness is beautiful. Physical defects are beautiful. "Think Different!" What the hell. The last thing people with mental handicaps need is your condescending, liberal bullshit shovelled at them. They know they have an illness. Well, cept for gay people.

Here is a short list of people who are currently idiots. I'm sure that if I looked hard enough, there would be many more in this list, but that is entirely too much work.

CySurflex, 564206: This guy is a die-hard Windows hater and most likely queer. He finds humour in calling Bill Gates "Mr. Potatoe Head."