Here is a short list of people who are currently idiots. I'm sure that if I looked hard enough, there would be many more in this list, but that is entirely too much work.
CySurflex, 564206: This guy is a die-hard Windows hater and most likely queer. He finds humour in calling Bill Gates "Mr. Potatoe Head."
He Was Gamecubed, 615114: Thinks himself clever because he hates "Americanised anime" and spells Microsoft with a dollarsign.
Futurepower(R), 558542: This guy does nothing but post about his site, and then post replies to those posts telling people to go to his site. His site is biased heavily in the "anti-microDOLLARSIGNoft" direction half the time, and the rest of the time it is both biased AND factually wrong.
aminorex, 141494: This guy is currently the number one king of idiots. He hates everyone, but especially Jews and anyone who has the slightest interest in supporting the war on terror, and he believes that the FBI assassinates cultists using a team of (I swear I'm not making this up) Ninjas with MP5s.
L33t-Geek, 614706: Added 12/11/2002. This guy is pretty standard idiot-fare. Complains about privacy rights in a public place, and does not believe that (shock!) Linux has bad programs.