Can someone paste me the "Which is worse? The engine on your Lexus freezes or your colon starts bleeding" troll? I haven't seen that one for a while and would like to.
DEAL: For $25 - Add A Second Phone Number To Your Smartphone for life! Use promo code SLASHDOT25. Also, Slashdot's now on IFTTT. Check it out! Check out the new SourceForge HTML5 Internet speed test! ×