He's been doing this for 15+ years.

The only person APK has ever managed to spank would be himself.

Hi Pikoro,

I think this might be what you're looking for.

Your pal,

Jeremy.

Yeah, that was pretty clever of the Israelis, taking control of Japan some years before Israel even existed as a state.

Hi, AlecStaar!

Guess you forgot to take your jagged little pill today, eh?

Otherwise, you might remember this?

Hi, APK!

Whereas you're just a clown...?

hugs,

Jeremy.

Hallå AlecStaar! Hur mår du?

Hur verkar vädret just nu i Syracuse?

Med vänliga hgälsningar,

Jeremy Reimer

Funny that you can't seem to remember this, you mean?

Or a bullet. Depends on where he/she/it lives.

You were missing all the fun.

Warm regards,

T4HF

I've not gone anywhere, AlecStaar. Not down the memory hole, or anyplace else.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You're not at all clever,
And we're all onto you.

BURMA SHAVE

APK once again misses
The obvious--that is,
The barn-sized difference
Between libre and gratis

BURMA SHAVE

I've heard such claims as yours regarding
Foreign competition repeated oft,
But pray tell what non-US firms actually vie
With Google, Oracle, Apple, or Microsoft?

BURMA SHAVE

All you've managed to do
Is to prove you're a moron
With an IQ that's only slightly less than
The atomic number of boron.

BURMA SHAVE