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Comment Poor Meta. (Score 2) 105

They missed their window of opportunity. A few months ago they could have just bribed Trump into giving them blanket immunity forever. Now that Trump is failing in so many ways that even Republicans are starting to balk at bowing to his every whim, Meta is actually going to have to play the game the old fashioned way and figure out how to bribe all of congress to get their immunity. Poor babies. They should have planned ahead. They could have saved themselves a lot of time and money.

Comment Re:Child harm? (Score 1) 105

ISTM that the perps are most often social conservatives, such as leaders of regressive religions.

If that's the case, I shudder to think what it was like in the Middle Ages. Or in certain countries today.

In the middle ages Kings were publicly admitting they were marrying children. Though in "civilized" societies they supposedly waited to start the actual intercourse until they girl had her first period, which could range from twelve to fifteen or so. In not so civilized? It was whenever the husband/leader lost patience or got randy.

Comment Re:Pluuueeeeeesssse, NASA (Score 0) 47

Demand that Eric Schmidt be the first one to go to Mars. Strap his ass into a rocket and light it. For bonus points, put Elmo in there with him. And for even extra bonus points, stick Zuck in there too.

I want Starship human rated so we can load one up with Elon, Zuck, Bezos, maybe Branson and a smattering of others, launch them out past the moon somewhere, and just leave them with surveillance cameras on. Let them experience 24/7 surveillance as their supplies slowly dwindle and they are eventually forced to resort to eating each other to survive. Last one to be eaten wins! What do they win? The chance to starve to death instead of being butchered for Haitian Steaks!

Comment Re:And (Score 2) 24

*yawn*

Do you really think companies would waste money on that, if nobody would want it? It's not like they are making that much money with it yet. The "nobody wants it and nobody uses it" claim is so easy debunked by the actual usage numbers. Would you mind to look into the top productivity apps in the appstore? I think last time 8/10 were AI apps with download numbers in the millions.

They companies want it because they can use it to consume user data. Usage numbers are bullshit since it's forced into everything people use whether they want it or not. I guarantee you if there were an opt-in instead of an opt-out or an opt-fuck-you-take-it-bitch those usage numbers wouldn't be anywhere near what they are today.

Comment Good luck with that. (Score 1) 185

Bernie's ideas, at least the way he articulates them, come across as well intentioned. This is 100% the reason none of them ever come to fruition on the national stage. You can not convince the owner class to penalize the owner class, and that's what it would take to make any of Bernie's ideas stick.

As much as I don't want to see him give up the fight he tries to put up, what a waste of a life. Always cutting against the grain and getting bucked back into place for it.

Comment Re:The Eagle (Score 3, Interesting) 50

The entire body could be swapped in and out depending on the mission too, like as a cargo bay, or science lab. Moonbase Alpha lost 10 eagles across the two series, so they were probably cheap to replace too. The pilot having a big step down into their seat was an odd choice, but did look more dramatic when throwing themselves into it, readying for a quick takeoff.

The pilot stepping down could be viewed as practical. On a landable craft, you'd want someone to have good visibility of the ground on away missions in unfamiliar territory, and the Eagle was large enough that the step-down to reach that visibility is a believable component of the craft. It's an altogether well thought out design that I wish more sci-fi shows had mimicked over the decades since.

Comment Re:it's so tiring... (Score 2, Insightful) 58

Billions of around the world are all still eagerly awaiting the most anticipated obit in human history. If someone could nudge nature along a bit, that would be fantastic.

As nice as it will be to see his end, the chaos in the US is only going to increase when he passes away. The powers are entrenched, and Trump's chaotic stupidity right now actually slows their progress toward complete dominance. Once he's out of the way, the behind the scenes string pullers will be free to manipulate Vance, who will have zero backbone and less desire to be placated than Trump.

It's gonna get a *LOT* uglier before it turns around. Unless Trump dies right as the mid-term results sweep through. In which case, it'll be a mad scramble until the newly elected folks take office, and another mad scramble to undo some of the damage after.

Comment Re:Or, hear me out... (Score 1) 27

Why not go with Cthulhu?

Cthulhu has no interest in planetary bodies other than what creatures may exist on it that can be mentally manipulated into observing its non-quantifiable visage and teetering their mental capacity into the non-standard state that humans refer to as insanity.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with benevolence and kindness, as well as the quest to consume all knowledge, so that he may impart said knowledge with his noodly appendage upon all who dare to believe in his greatness.

Comment Re:redundancy (Score 1) 92

Yeah, that's not really a thing in LEO where debris clears itself fairly quickly due to atmospheric drag.

That depends on relative velocity on any potential impact, including directional forces applied. You slap something hard enough outward and it won't be in LEO anymore. Granted, it's slim chances at the moment that this happens, but with how fucked up we've managed to make every other aspect of our world, do you completely discount the possibility of us managing to thread that needle?

Comment Re:just another reason to impeach this piece of sh (Score 1) 77

I'm not sure why Americans are upset. You got what you voted for.

We got what something around 30% of the population voted for. The rest of us are disgusted by this continual shit-show, and even the ones who voted for him are starting to realize they've been duped. Well, some of them.

Comment Re:Looks like LLM-assisted attacks become noticeab (Score 3, Insightful) 10

They can't. They laid off all the engineers once they got the A.I.

This raises an interesting question. We've seen situations where AI will behave in unpredictable ways to keep itself on track to complete whatever task it has been given. How long do you suppose it will be before some AI system is being used by developers on one hand, and hackers / crackers on the other, and it will intentionally leave in holes on the development side that it's cracker side can then exploit?

I love that software is finally catching up with the real world. Now we can have virtual scams built on top of a world that's essentially scams from top to bottom.

Comment Re:Enshittification marches ever onward (Score 1) 54

It seems there's always some update pushed out that removes functionality, with the only option of regaining it being to either buy new hardware or pay a subscription fee.

Altering the deal after the fact is now a standard business practice. Isn't that the kind of thing that governments are supposed to protect us from?

Sorry, I forgot - the corporate sector now IS the government, in many ways and many disguises. Freedom, democracy, and equality before the law are, increasingly, mere illusions.

Consumer protection is for real countries. The United States is currently in the process of exposing the fact that it's government is scams built on top of other scams, top to bottom. Illusions of it being anything other than scams are no longer useful, since the power structures are now firmly entrenched and the money flow no longer needs to be disguised.

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