TechnoLust's Journal: Response to banky and GMontag....

Yeah, I wrote a response to banky in GMontag's journal, and I thought it was funny enough to post here.

There's always Papa TL's Affordable Health Care Plan. We keep the costs low by cutting out the middleman, those greedy doctors! That's right, at Papa TL's, WE DO ALL THE WORK! And we aren't just limited to medical, no-sir-ee-bob! Got a tooth that needs pulled? I'll get my pliers! Got a loose filling or crown? No problem, I'll get the duct tape. Painful glaucoma, no problem, we even grow our own "medicine" for that! Call 1-888-PAPA-TLS today. Operators aren't standing by, because those bitches wanted minimum wage! I'll answer the phones my damn self! Remember, that's 1-888-PAPA-TLS, because as we say, "Fuck it, at least I don't feel ripped off."

I started to go into "Women's Exams" but I didn't want to run the joke into the ground. :-)

I have a question

[RailGunner]

I have a question regarding the Dental Plan. Does this plan include the pain-killing bottle of Tequila, or do we have to bring our own?

Are the pliers Stanley, or Craftsman?

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[FroMan]

Only the best tools are used. Craftsmen. That way even if they do break he can return the parts for a new set of pliers.

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[TechnoLust]

Of course, we have a full bar available. Of course, I'll be matching you shot for shot before the amputation... I mean dental work. Don't worry, I have a high tolerance.

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[red5]

Klein tools [kleintools.com] bitch! Still proudly made in the USA!

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[TechnoLust]

I didn't recognize the name, but when I clicked the link, I saw the packaging and remembered using them before. They make some nice tools.