It is 12000 days into September, 1993: Usenet is long since an artifact in the memory of greybeards; the internet belongs to the monkey cage. Yet on Slashdot, we still get physics puns. Here, the golden age lives on.

the father accustoms himself to become like his child and fears his sons, while the son likens himself to his father, and feels neither shame nor fear in front of his parents, so he may be free ; the metic [563a] becomes the equal of a citizen and the citizen of a metic, and similarly with the foreigner.
It indeed so happens, he said.
To these, said I, such trifles do add up: the teacher, in such a case, fears his pupils and fawns upon them, while pupils have in low esteem their teachers as well as their overseers; and, overall, the young copy the elders and contend hotly with them in words and in deeds, while the elders, lowering themselves to the level of the young, sate themselves with pleasantries [563b] and wit, mimicking the young in order not to look unpleasant and despotic.

- Plato's "The Republic" (ca 375 BCE)

And for some reason, Discord went to Klipy...?

Probably a Linux nerd (on /.? The hell you say) that carried the xST vs xDT timezone markers before the brain caught up that "Standard" and "Saving" are both "S"

> next will be Jedi training school full of pointless teen angst.

Wasn't that "The Acolyte"?

> Heh, I've never heard that term before.

It's an acronym for "jack of all trades."

What, you mean you're not convinced to grab the no-name alpha-release "privacy browser" that cripples yourself if you don't let them MITM you?

It wasn't that hard - Netscape came on floppies, too.

Just a reminder that the Jew Ghislaine Maxwell, whose father helped to found Israel, was a powermod on Reddit who had the power to censor /news, /worldnews, /politics and a few others.

The real party is on X, if you're not there you're missing out.

Remember when Digg chimped out and everyone left to join Reddit?

That moment passed some years ago. Now Reddit mods have been caught red-handed luring children to their houses to inject them with SUPER GIRL JUICE aka trans hormones. Without parental knowledge or consent, kind of like how California public schools do.

Is Al Gore a scientist?

Nope. STFU nerd

acetaldehyde is a Class A carcinogen, which means it does nothing but mutate cells.

If you drink, support ALDH enzyme activity. The enzyme aldehyde dehydrogenase (ALDH) converts acetaldehyde into harmless acetate. Nutrients help your liver metabolize the harmful alcohol. Vitamin B1. Alcohol depletes thiamine, which supports liver function. Take a B-complex vitamin before drinking.

Zinc and Magnesium: These minerals support ALDH activity. Eat zinc-rich foods (e.g., oysters, nuts) or take 15-30 mg zinc, 200-400 mg magnesium.

The science and research that couldn't tell us what a woman is?

The one that prescribed chemical castration drugs to little boys?The science that performed elective cosmetic pediatric double mastectomies on healthy girls?

It also couldn't identify that covid came from a lab, despite the fact it contains genetic sequences not found in nature.

That science and research?

Besides, the planet is overpopulated, especially by high-consumption AmeriKKKans, especially racist white males. How is having fewer of them a bad thing?

In the last invasion of Russia, this happened too. Hydraulic fluid became thick and caused engines to seize up, tank treads were thin instead of wide and got bogged down in snow and especially mud. We had to light fires under our dive bomber engines to heat them up to even get them to start.

And to top it all off, our leaders didn't even equip our armies with winter coats, thinking that we'd take Moscow before summer was over. That turned into a disaster, Russia seized half of Europe and America had to fight a Cold War to get it back and make sure the loans our banks had extended would be repaid.

America was never great. The US you're talking about was the one with Jim Crow, KKK, lynchings and what Trump is inflicting on us again with ICE.

Who asked you if you care? Texas isn't the rest of the planet. Well bless your heart, why don't you fuck all the way off, the door is right there, don't let it hit you on the ass on the way out!

This is from now on the stock response to "I don't live in the US but I think..."

Fuck off we don't care.