The fact that this guy put so much thought into captcha images is even more depressing than he claims the images are.

I'm in the mid-west and have been waiting 20 years for this to happen. Get it over with already!

BINGO!

Seriously, it's great and getting better all the time.

At this point Iraq has a better election process than many US States. I'd gladly have a purple thumb for a couple days if this would make it more secure. And why are the Pennsyvania vote counters taking ANOTHER break until Friday? Just send those idiots home and let the national guard do the counting.

This.

America-first for four more years will be fantastic.

I can assure you that the opinion that Biden is creepy and weird (as well as inept and senile) is shared by far, far more than just Bernie bros.

Jeez, you sound like the typical entitled, shitty employee that does just enough to not get fired. What a joy to work with you must be.

Henceforth, the new standard to replace the Master-Slave relationship shall be Pimp-Whore (Ho if you will).

It's proof that meetings make us dumber. This is just the excuse I needed to free up my work calendar.

I'd like to congratulate President Trump on his 2020 re-election and also thank Nancy Pelosi for ensuring the outcome.

It's fugly and I'd never own one. But, to each their own.

I've got two words for you: Manufactured Scarcity

I chose Tulsi because she's the hottest, and because her name is only one letter off from Tulsa which is a pretty cool city.