You wouldn't steal a pizza! Why would you steal a movie!?!

Oh boy! And after I land that plumb job in the mailroom, I'll work my way up through the company management training program, become a Jr. account executive with my own secretary and order the boys down in the lab to get something going on the company mainframe. Say, where's the pneumatic tube around here, I need to get this inter-office memo out stat!

Don't worry, they'll use a medical grade straw that costs $600.

Come on, you meant dinghy. A fiscally sensible dinghy.

Hey, if you cheese eating surrender frogs want to keep people from knowing the truth that Globeheads keep hidden from you, please do, but I for one need a constant stream of unmedicated schizophrenic drivel to keep my world view intact!

So like 6 years old? What a joke.

What's the gap between Win10 supported hardware and hardware that Win11 doesn't support? Would a five year machine work? 10? Wondering what kind of treadmill they've set up.

"'Remember when' is the lowest form of conversation." - Tony Soprano

The deep red ones very much answer to Trump, especially the ones with elections in 2-4 years. Unless there's a popular revolt on Trump, they will toe the line or risk being sent packing in the next primary.

And yet /. is still skipping on the same scratched "Greatest Hits" album. Next up:

* Don't Care About Graphics, Give My Games A Story
* Member When a Phone Was Just a Phone And I Made Phone Calls
* Every Movie Is Terrible After I Was 29

and of course

* Bill Gates Hates Linux, Resist Resist Resist

With Bonus Tracks

* Long Grey Beard Blues
* Hot Grits A Flying

How is streaming more detrimental to music discovery? I've listened to more and varied music and deep catalog stuff than ever before since I got a streaming plan vs. downloading (legal or otherwise) or purchasing music in stores. Is your impression that streaming is a single button like a radio and whatever is on is on so top 40 it is? Often times I'll follow a suggestion of something I haven't heard down to the artist, the album, their other albums, etc. Not sure how vinyl would help that unless I'm hanging in a record shop all the time.

Don't worry, they'll protest one these as well as soon as its ready. (Just 50 years away now!)

Think of all the coal miner's grandkids this will put out of work. Cancel it, dig dig dig!

Reddit has always been a lot about porn. My guess is they want in on the OnlyFans cash and let that type of creator just stay on Reddit and monetize directly there instead of going to OnlyFans. I guess there could be other types of subscription based subreddits but can't think of many others people would readily pay for.

Yeah right - if Harvard MBAs are at 25% then other MBA's are probably 50%. Say whatever you will about the modern university system (and there's plenty to say) but that's as much of a gold plated blue chip degree as MIT engineering or other top "brands". If they're having trouble, you can absolutely guarantee the state school underwater basket weavers are in absolute shambles.