Comment Not suspicious at all... (Score 1) 35
Being lured into a cave by men in lab coats who want to show you something cool?
Comment Star Trek (Score 5, Funny) 145
Explains why Riker stopped shaving second season.
Comment Re:Who would bid on something like that? (Score 4, Funny) 99
Richard Branson probably already has a place to dock.
Comment I'd be worried (Score 5, Funny) 47
"Hey, this is just regular chess - except it renamed all the pawns 'Puny Humans'!"
Comment Street smart (Score 1) 530
tak3 that book smartz LOL!
Im off 2 by lottary ticks now cuz I CANT LOOSE!!!!!!
Comment Re:Are we any smarter than we were 2000 years ago? (Score 1) 202
I noticed the little watermark DRM in the corner of the scrolls, so I'd say we're just as stupid.
Comment The problem with being open about funding... (Score 4, Insightful) 100
I'm waiting for venture capital to start cherry picking ideas from Kickstarter and racing them to market. Kickstarter is almost like free market research.
Sure, a Kickstarter project might engender loyalty, but how long will that last after Kickstarter projects get a reputation for late delivery and failure?
Comment I think what you mean is: (Score 1) 450
"Rejoice, for the Supreme Leader's weaponized satellite is close to striking a blow against western oppression."
Comment Re:not more boat people (Score 5, Funny) 72
Don't worry, it'll get through. They were smart and painted it white.
Comment Remember the day you learned... (Score 2) 40
20 Goto 10
*Sob* Precious memories I hope all kids will have....
Comment Re:Why is McAfee's affair on Slashdot? (Score 5, Funny) 148
It's an excuse to take a very serious situation and to make security/software/virus puns about it.
The Slashdot I used to visit was always like this.
Comment I hope he has a speedy... (Score 5, Funny) 148
....30 day trial.
Comment Maybe we should ask... (Score 1) 291
The Shusters, Siegals and Ditkos of the world...
Comment Protest (Score 4, Funny) 325
Let's send a message to those state spies. Maybe if we all download the filthiest pornography we can find and....
Oh. I see.
Never mind.
Comment Done (Score 1) 263
"Dearest Benito, bunker is boring. Eva going stir crazy. Any idea how Battle for Berlin going?"
