Being lured into a cave by men in lab coats who want to show you something cool?

Explains why Riker stopped shaving second season.

Richard Branson probably already has a place to dock.

"Hey, this is just regular chess - except it renamed all the pawns 'Puny Humans'!"

tak3 that book smartz LOL!

Im off 2 by lottary ticks now cuz I CANT LOOSE!!!!!!

I noticed the little watermark DRM in the corner of the scrolls, so I'd say we're just as stupid.

I'm waiting for venture capital to start cherry picking ideas from Kickstarter and racing them to market. Kickstarter is almost like free market research.

Sure, a Kickstarter project might engender loyalty, but how long will that last after Kickstarter projects get a reputation for late delivery and failure?

"Rejoice, for the Supreme Leader's weaponized satellite is close to striking a blow against western oppression."

Don't worry, it'll get through. They were smart and painted it white.

20 Goto 10

*Sob* Precious memories I hope all kids will have....

It's an excuse to take a very serious situation and to make security/software/virus puns about it.

The Slashdot I used to visit was always like this.

....30 day trial.

The Shusters, Siegals and Ditkos of the world...

Let's send a message to those state spies. Maybe if we all download the filthiest pornography we can find and....

Oh. I see.

Never mind.

"Dearest Benito, bunker is boring. Eva going stir crazy. Any idea how Battle for Berlin going?"