Mr. Hologram, did you crawl through the little door that lets people int Mr. Hologram's mind again?

That's quite possibly the worst simile I've ever read.

Even better, they're a Beatles cover band made up of Muppets.

You are Freeman Dyson and I claim my five pounds.

I remember that act!

Hilarious.

Hey, he's a third of the way there!

Can a Music player made from these play I_Cannot_Be_Played_on_Music_Player_X.flac?

They have, they do, and they like it just fine.

I think the direction you're looking for is either cheeseward or chalkward. I forget which is which, though.

Hence: I for one welcome our new Anti-Strange Hypernucleic cheesierlords/chalkierlords.

I use Greasemonkey with the Youtube Title Adder script. It appends the title of any youtube video to any link to youtube, thereby alerting you to the content of said link.

Granted, I use this more as a method to see what people are linking to as I can't reach youtube through the corporate firewall, but it works as a rickroll defense, too.

To be fair, they do have wonderful food reviews for the under-1 crowd on page 3.

I believe it's the Washington Times that they own, Not the Washington Post.

Bulls for the Bull Throne!

So when will Banach and Tarski release their phone prototype?

Erwin Schrödinger could not be reached for comment.