Honest to god, you personally have done more to ruin reading slashdot for me than anyone I can think of. I'd write a grease monkey script or something to just wipe out your bullshit all together, but unfortunately this website is just too fucking dead for it to even matter. That's the hilarity: you and your regarded bullshit screaming your garbage into the wind in a world where nobody cares - and in fact, just seeing that you have posted some more of your bloated, self-righteous hot air is enough to make anyone reasonable close the browser tab. I say this sincerely: please neck yourself. Like, just go the fuck away. Forever.

SSN Is Not a Form of Identification!

In the 1930's as Fascism was gaining traction in Europe the US decided to assign everyone a number. Not to be used for ID, but to give you Social Security benefits.

1962 the IRS starts using the number to gather tax info. 1969 the military uses the SSN to ID you. 1977 Federal food assistance is using it.

Now it is your ID, just like they said it wasn't

In 2021, approximately 3,458,697 deaths occurred in the United States.

The provisional number of births for the United States in 2021 was 3,659,289.

Both of these statistics are provided by the CDC.

That is how you expose misogyny

Wear those out in public and an NPC will murder you for them

Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land was overproduced but taught me how to hustle Pool

The Blues is one note that doesn't belong in the scale, the blue note. A tiny change but everyone feels the sorrow because we know it isn't right. Pythagoras was.

Kill the Indian, Save the Man

Hey Jungle Bunny, thank God for the sickle cell

Cyberpunk 2077 was based on Cyberpunk 2013, a pen and paper RPG published by R. Talsorian Games in 1988, so yeah it's done pretty well for itself. All the lore in the video game, Night City, Johnny Silverhand, etc. came straight of the '88 game.

Make the punishment fit the crime

Aggravated identity theft

I'm not sayin' the server was asking for it but it shouldn't have been broadcasting a short skirt and fishnets

If you got tested for Covid-19 at one of the free testing centers in the last couple years the authorities have your DNA on file now.

Doom II level one on the 3 man lan was explosive and we just jammed it over and over. You could hear us shouting racist epithets far and wide

We could probably pony up the cash to buy out Slashdot just like Elon did Twitter.